GraveYard Shift BS

All I know is there is so much blood in the eye, the docs can't see anything. He sent me a pic of his eye. It looks pretty bad. I wish I hadn't seen the pic, that shit really bothers me. I hate it when I come across pics like that on the web as well. Just creeps me the fuck out.

 

Gross. I hate eyeball stuff.

 

My last day here is going to be a train wreck of complaints. No fucks given. Just take one fucker to set me off and it’s on.

 

Well it always exciting when they hit something so hard with a vehicle that their eye comes out of the socket. Then you pick their eye up and point it towards yourself and you tell them “Look at me when I’m talking to you”.

 

ER workers. I don't think there is a more morbid group...

 

Or "you better look your problems straight on"

 

They got to see that shit in 3d broski.

 

Can they still see when it pops out?

moot point for me I guess... Every time I've seen that shit the patient has also had a significant head bleed and wasn't conscious.

 

I imagine as long as everything's still plugged in...

That'd have to be pretty dizzying though

 

Fuck it I know? I took a avocado pit in the bathroom the other night when my son was taking a shower. Reached behind him hit his leg and dropped it on the shower floor. He goes wth is that? I said I just knocked your ball out. He goes no you didn't. I said yeah I did. He grabs his sack and says they're both still there. I said well you must have had a third one in there. He goes well that's too big to be mine. I told him when they are exposed to air they enlarge.

He freaked the fuck out then.

 

At that point, can they cover their own "6"?

 

Lmao
Nothin funnier than a little childhood trauma

 

He made it worse when he got out he took it in there and showed his mom and said is this my ball and she says yes.

She didn't even know what I did because she had just walked in from work. She thought it was a bouncing ball or something and just said yes. Haha

I though he was about to cry and told him it was a avocado pit. He was pissed at me then.

 

I sure as fuck hope they can see.

 

Ohh boy, does he know gullible is written on the ceiling?

 

God. I now want to toss one in the smallest male child's bath. That little shit pisses me off.

 

His sister was rofl cause I told her when I was going to do it what I was going to tell him. Haha

 

So bored but my body won't let me doze off.

COPS is on, at least..

 

In 2008 I was on an episode of cops when I was working as a medic in Las Vegas. I don't remember what the event was. Some dickface faking chest pain post arrest.