BIGFOOT, Aliens, and The Supernatural.

Nope. Figure eights.

 

I don't get what you mean by get the hell out? " Weed farms?

 

I tried to morph ET and BF's faces to see what their baby would look like, and this is what I got:

 

Hahaha this is fucking gold man.

 

Now we are getting somewhere. Future bigfoot.

 

Ummm, thats predator who is from the 80s, and the Arnold killed him. RIP. Basically a less successful bigfoot since it only lasted a couple weeks. This is the key to bigfoot's success - stealth and a low profile. Unlike predator.

 

Lawd y’all have been busy!

 

Unlike Bigfoot

 

Bigfoot is the hide and seek champion of the world!

 

Yep my thoughts also...

Just depends where you are. Ive seen numerous bear. Put a bear bait out and you'll see even more. That map shows tons of BF...if there were really that many BF, pics would be all over the place... I just dont buy it.

 

I've always been fascinated by aliens or anything extraterrestrial, anybody have UFO or alien stories?

 

Ive seen the Marfa lights, thats the closest I came. Did a semester out there in my youth, and there are only three things that an underage college kid can do in Alpine Tx on a Saturday night: a) Drive 3 hours to Ciudad Acuna for some drinking and hopefully not being murdered, b)find a girl (rare) and drive up to the observatory in Ft Davis, or c) scope out the Marfa lights.

The viewing field is a pullout on the side of the highway, it looks out onto a vast plain, probably 15 miles across, with some low mountains at the distant far end. Now most nights, tourists will flock there, and there's fuck-all to look at. Way over yonder there's a house or barn near the base of the hills, and they have a floodlight attached to a pole. Most people see that light and ooh and ahh about the amazing Marfa light, and we would quietly sit on the hood of our car and laugh at those people. People watching, when they were there, at least made those nights tolerable.

One night, I got lucky and saw the real marfa lights. They were yellowish/greenish in color, and danced over the hills in the craziest flying pattern I have ever seen. Zooming left then right, dancing up and down, travelling what had to have been a distance of miles in mere seconds, then stopping as if they had no weight at all. That blew my young, mostly sober little mind. Later on I found out that the latest theory, if atmospheric conditions are just right, lights from some town/city in Mexico can actually refract over the hills, and we were seeing them zoom around and dance like magnified reflections on water. It makes sense, I guess. Still, it was cool to see such a rare phenomena.

 

Maybe they will discover my 10mm socket.

 

Ive lost so many of these over the years I have actually considered putting them on Amazon subscribe and save.

 

....SHOCKING! Couldn't RESIST! I'm on fire, probably started from bad ELECTRICAL!!!! and now I've just embarrassed myself. Damn, I do enjoy a good Dad joke.