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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Sep 12, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    I'm trying. Theres something about this box that tells me I need more than scissors to open it. Stay tuned.....

     
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  2. Sep 12, 2019 at 6:29 PM
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    How long will it take til your filthy fingers rip it open.

    Real package is still being worked on. Just need to make sure it's up to the standard we all love in the human centipede giveaway. Meaning the dildo like thing actually looks like a dildo.
     
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  3. Sep 12, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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    Oooooh...stepping up the game with gifs. Shit.
     
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  4. Sep 12, 2019 at 6:37 PM
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    No way man. It waits for the reunion.

    A craftsman in his own field perfecting the trade...I commend you sir. Bring it home.
     
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  5. Sep 12, 2019 at 7:34 PM
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    My box arrived from @killthehippies. Holy shit ,this box is huge ! Had my dog do a quick sniff test for blood and or hazardous materials. 0806270E-6967-4032-A7CC-832BCCFBF031.jpg After receiving the all clear I proceeded with the unboxing. 8B116750-5E50-48DF-81E2-198C8795A798.jpgHoly shit ! A Dewalt tool box. Pretty fucking awesome ! 6D5D6A47-2B29-4090-B815-C9B3AAA54454.jpgBut there’s more , it’s loaded with goodies. Once opened I realize this ain’t no ordinary toolbox. This is actually a sex toy travel case. A 4 pack of TW DIY fleshlights and some assorted sized butt plugs80FC0FA5-5B19-46CF-B78B-D31487122787.jpg16119837-B045-4138-A76C-B0A95DCF0342.jpg 330ECE38-A1FB-454D-AA8A-EBD66B8C203A.jpg I am going to have to work up my elasticity to be able to handle the jumbo sized ones here below66CB724F-E7DE-435B-A919-153FC719728C.jpg And last but not least. A Hondos unholey vent mount. Not sure how it applies sexually but I fucking love it just the same7917CAB2-7598-4A3F-9338-28F9FCACAC11.jpg 0C2395FC-5C2D-405D-9268-2A19E7AADE6A.jpg I can’t wait to take one of these fleshlights for a little test run9ACEECEA-FE2E-4308-B404-4D2B0DABC284.jpg Thank you @killthehippies ! This is certainly a gift that will keep on giving. I am gonna definitely have to step up my game for round 3 to try and keep up with you degenerates

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  6. Sep 12, 2019 at 8:21 PM
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    It’s not a Hondo vent mount... it’s a cock clamp. You slide it on so you can’t get fully hard while the cans are gently rammed deep in your ass. It’s common knowledge that those cans can really get you excited and there’s only one way to keep that excitement in check... restraining it.
     
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  7. Sep 12, 2019 at 8:28 PM
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    I’m flattered that anyone would think that "cock clamp" would suit my needs. Hey @killthehippies is there anyway I could exchange this one for one that’s significantly smaller ? Maybe a medium perhaps ?
     
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  8. Sep 12, 2019 at 8:33 PM
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    You adjust it by adding one ball or two as needed :thumbsup:
     
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  9. Sep 12, 2019 at 9:29 PM
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    Cool. Thanks. This contraption didn’t come with any instructions. It pinches when I add a nut. Thankfully I don’t feel anything but the beer can up my ass.
     
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  10. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:00 PM
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    fuck yeah, dude! glad you enjoy it!

    quick rig rundown:
    -tool box because everyone needs more boxes for sex toys
    -unholy mount v1 as i upgraded to the slimmer one and didn't have the need for two
    -microfibers and disposable gloves-- for fucking. or polishing and keeping your hands clean
    -some pocket-knife style allen keys because whenever i need them i can never fucking find them. its like the 10mm all over again
    -some local beers, since everyone needs more beer. Institution is my favorite local brewery so i picked up two of their newer offerings to spread the love (herpes).
     
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    I’d say I love the mix of sarcasm but I know it’s all true. :rofl:
     
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  12. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:14 PM
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  13. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:18 PM
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    @kaijac03 your box says delivered...hopefully you got it!
     
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    Came home from the gym to find this waiting for me...

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    Oh shit, here we go...

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    Staying Hydrated is always important.

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    some smoke chips... I'm guessing this is for ambiance, like incense.

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    Some sponges for cleanup

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    audio equipment... I'm guessing to help with music and ambiance.

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    quick fists, for I guess... fisting?

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    lube, always useful

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    Warning stickers, so people won't slip and get hurt.

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    Beer! yay!!

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    wire loom to go with the electrical play stuff

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    I think we all know what this is for...

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    a koozie to keep the beer cold, always useful

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    some electrical wire to attach to my nipples, obviously.

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    a random assortment of fun stickers

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    and a cool bag to keep it all in!

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    Awesome box of cool stuff! Thanks @Beerpayzdabillz!!!
     
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  15. Sep 13, 2019 at 1:48 AM
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    Thank you. The package was delivered. But I left this morning to Key West for a friend bachelor party/weekend. (Going well by the way.) Sooooo, my wife received the package. So there will be some explaining to do on Sunday, when I get back. Will report with the content at that time... unless I should tell her to keep it away from the house in the mean time... @mcm808 ?
     
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  16. Sep 13, 2019 at 4:15 AM
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    Those aren't fun stickers, obviously they're nipple pasties. Duh. This guy knows nothing!

    Sweet box!!
     
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  17. Sep 13, 2019 at 4:30 AM
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    I immediately thought of this moviehttps://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY
     
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  18. Sep 13, 2019 at 5:20 AM
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    OK, he sent you a box AND flowers?

    How romantic...
     
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    He is a TOTAL sweetheart.
     
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    I honestly I did check those thinking they might be for me... Lol
     
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