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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Sep 18, 2019 at 1:45 PM
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    That’s crazy- it’s like my favorite gif ever. When I first saw it I cramped from laughing for like 5 minutes. Oprahs expression captures how I am after my gf realizes I’ve done something that displeases her greatly, like using all her vinegar for putting patinas on steel, or bringing home a baby raccoon
     
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    there's still time.
     
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    @mcm808 , Just how many rail cars have you spraypainted?
     
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  5. Sep 18, 2019 at 2:09 PM
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    :rofl: that's awesome
    o_O
     
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  6. Sep 18, 2019 at 2:25 PM
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    Yeah that’s pretty good considering how much @stun gun talks about bees. So does this mean he will get actual wolf spiders for round 3?!

    I’ll start collecting now.
     
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    I’d shit myself and applaud. Note that while I approve, I do not want this to happen. Not to me anyway.
     
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  8. Sep 18, 2019 at 2:28 PM
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  9. Sep 18, 2019 at 3:31 PM
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    Nope, that has never, ever, ever, ever happened to me. Not even remotely possibly. like no-fucking-way, completely, unthinkably, incomprehensibly impossible.... so in the ballpark of maybe...
     
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  10. Sep 18, 2019 at 3:38 PM
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  11. Sep 18, 2019 at 6:10 PM
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    Well shit....
     
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  12. Sep 18, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    It was all good for a week, but I don't know now. Getting kinda anxious now!

    20190918_214429.jpg
     
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  13. Sep 18, 2019 at 7:10 PM
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    @Linewalker

    The dog approves
    upload_2019-9-18_19-49-12.jpg

    And then.... what in the fuck is in that box?!
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    Uhhh huh. Fluff me up before exploding a glitter bomb in my face - I see your tactics
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    Oh sweet Jesus, this is going to be bad
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    I found a beer glass and immediately filled it with beer. Most appreciated. That will take the tension off for the rest of the opening.
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    Standard phallic human centipede gift. I will enjoy cramming these salty nuts into my mouth
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    The morning after shit candle, very thoughtful
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    And micro cloths for cleanup
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    Awe fuck man. My wife is going to mount these in the bedroom and leave me tied up for days. THANK YOU!!!
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    It looks the a rubberized version of a beak from the Tremor worms... clearly a butt plug... THANK YOU!!!
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    Survival gear will come in handy when I'm abandoned in my bedroom, left cold and unclothed, still in my restraints, and that fucking beak...
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    I got so pumped for this! Its a legit US mint bag. Very cool.
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    Had the bag actually contained 2k, this would make sense.
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    And then this happened...
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    I was impressed, and like the note at the beginning said: "open everything". Revealing some excellent stickers.
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    Upon closer look... the book is actually signed by Nick Offerman! I am blown away.
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    Guys and galls, no joke. I looked at this 10 different ways, its not printed. It is sharpie - that is a real signature. @Linewalker, my good friend, it has been an absolute pleasure and honor being sewn to your ass. Your shit is awesome. Thank you.
     
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    Also, can we take a moment to appreciate @Rock Lobster 's new profile pic. Very flattering

    [​IMG]
     
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    I keeps the ladies entertained.
     
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    It made it! Seeing this warms my heart. Best part of my day was to look at your opening! You're welcome, Brother.

    I went back and forth over the weeks.

    The box covers the important items, such as: flammable; sharp; blunt; microfibers;70's Deusche bands..and knowledge.

    The schwag is legit.
    • Pretty sure you're the only person in the mid-east to have a Vanguard-issued rally scarf.
    • Victory Beer started out in SE PA and is big on the East coast. Good beer...pass it along
    • D rings out the Bazoo
    • Nick's sig is legit and the book is a fun read
    Enjoy yourself!
     
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  18. Sep 18, 2019 at 8:13 PM
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    Because they can't find the real thing?
     
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    Finding it is part of the entertainment. Just like the Star Wars movies, we're goin in with high hopes, but you're leaving disillusioned.
     
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    none...I dont spray paint or anything. lol
     
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