Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

“Mixing poisonous pufferfish and cocaine is a terrible idea, Florida man learns”

Can’t make this shit up: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...e-idea-florida-man-learns?utm_source=vicefbus

 

https://www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-police-spot-alligator-next-to-alligator-warning-sign

 

I need to find the sign about nymphomaniac supermodels with short-term memory loss.

 

Sign lies, where's the other one?

lol, that gator just proving that sign is meaningful. Can't throw a rock in Florida without hitting a gator. HAHA

 

Police Investigating Porn Video Playing on I-75 Billboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41sUEZjO2Bc

Police are investigating after drivers on I-75 in Auburn Hills, Michigan, saw a pornographic video playing on an electronic billboard Saturday night.
Motorists began calling the Auburn Hills Police Department about the graphic images around 11 p.m., prompting police to dispatch a few officers to the scene to check it out and contact the people behind the billboard to shut it down, the Detroit Free Press reported.

“It was very bizarre,” Chuck McMahon told WDIV. “I thought maybe it was a billboard for a strip club or something.”

Auburn Hills Police Lt. Ryan Gagnon said the videos had been circulating for 15-20 minutes.

The company in charge of the billboard, Outfront Media, took down the electronic billboard once it found out what was playing. But the company told WXYZ Detroit that it was not their billboard.

It is unclear how many people witnessed the billboard, or if any children witnessed what was going on.

Police are investigating if someone hacked the billboard, and how the obscene images ended up on a billboard placed on a major freeway.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/09/30/police-investigating-porn-video-playing-i-75-billboard/

 

Damn is that what you get with the premium package?

 

Talk about distracted driving.

 

So, the company brought the billboard stream to a halt...but then throw out the age old excuse "that isn't ours, officer". Uh-huh

 

Apparently it's not just Florida Man. How stupid can you get? From the article;

"In December 2014, a 30-year-old man and his 33-year-old sister bought some fugu from a New York City street vendor and took it back to Minnesota with them "as a treat." The two of them ate it, and both of them were in the emergency room a few hours later. "

Let me count the ways - 1) fugu, 2) from a street vendor, and 3) took it to Minnesota. Fish? They bought poisonous fish from a New York St. vendor and traveled home to Minnesota with it. Wow.

 

I prefer meth laced bean dip myself.

 

I wonder how many drivers finished before they got home?

 

I prefer bean-laced meth dip, personally.

 

Dammit now even Florida is contagious. People all over are getting it. Is any place safe.

 

If you hit them in the head hard enough they don't remember shit

That's the parkway premium package, and toll prices are going up again.

 

From TW FB group. Chicago owner. Year/mileage unknown:

 

Not surprised considering it's just a bowl for water to sit in. Does it normally have a dust boot or something covering the uniball?

 

One of their employees forgot their phone was Bluetooth to the billboard

 

Never mind the ball joint... what are those stickers made of? I want some.