1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

It's not that I don't choose to. It makes me sick and I'm allergic to wine

 

I drink rum or whiskey you under paid wrench monkey

 

Never knew anyone allergic to wine

 

Swells my throat shut

 

Hmm. My buddy was on street outlaws tonight.

 

But...but...how

How about whiskey? Whiskey is an acceptable answer

 

The other day i did 20k steps 11miles 35 flights of stairs in 13 hours at 1 store.....

 

Vodka has no calories

 

That's a myth perpetuated by drunk white girls

 

Ever clear kills brain cells

 

That's true of alcohol in general lol

But Everclear will do it faster

 

It also makes a great natural streak free cleaner/disinfectant

 

One more reason to stay away from it imo

 

Also makes a cool flame when you light it up. Just dont do it in a glass pint glass at the bar. Trust me

 

I believe it. I have a friend back in college that snorted the stuff once, it was not pretty nor did it end well.

 

Sounds like a instant Nose bleed and a massive head ache

 

Throw in vomiting and yeah, that about sums it up

 

Probably had no brain cells left after that

 

He's still fun to hang out with, I also have a video of him from college wearing my ex girlfriend's Catholic school outfit and drinking spilled beer off the carpet. But I've sworn to only make it public if he ever runs for public office.

 

Sounds like he knows how to party