San Antonio

see I think the only way I'm going to have a nice front yard is I have to do what I did in the backyard which is bringing a dump truck full of topsoil spread it out and either plant Bermuda grass or lay carpet grass

 

That'll happen.

I got comfortable working in the field away from porta-johns and way away from toilets. I still prefer a hole I dug to a toilet. Weird thing is I prefer a porta-john to a public toilet. Can't explain that one... No kiss of death I suppose

... Maybe I'm sharing too much for normal people.

 

https://youtu.be/o9uTIKvTUmw

 

You're going to catch those ass herpes in a porta john

 

Ass herpes? I think you might be doing it wrong

 

I actually got lucky with the carpet grass in my backyard cuz sutherlands had too much that wasn't selling and I got eight pallets of St Augustine grass at 75 bucks a piece

 

Porta-john + friend + ziptie = hilarity(pissed off friend)^2

 

Damn, not bad

 

That's part of it. But I got a lot of crap on top of my old farming soil too. And remember in the last two years, I had this for a front yard

 

it's funny my sister was all pissed off cuz she got her saint Augustine grass in boerne maldonado's and she got four pallets at a hundred seventy-five bucks a piece

 

You've got Math Head!

 

That's nice Kurt my backyards St Augustine and it don't even look that nice

 

'Heck uv a deal!

 

But it's easy to maintain less than an acre of land I have two and a half acres of grass that I have to try to keep that way

 

I'm weird.
I like math.
I'm a weirdo.
It's like a numerical mystery and I'm Sherlock Holmes.

 

Well, I can't fly a heli, so I do what I can.

 

I have to do all mine in sections

 

I can teach you in no time flat. It's only extremely difficult until it becomes super easy