Leases are for Idiots!!!

Check the quotes. I found it twice.

 

It’s an underground movement.

Never been, but I have hopes and dreams like anyone else.

 

I need about 4 or 5 more hours of "research."

The "items" are a clear 10 and that smile is an 11. Holy hell, this thread is better than I thought.

 

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.......

Heres Tom with the Weather.

 

In all seriousness... it actually is. Maybe I watch too much crime tv but it’s grossly satisfying. Also don’t forget the storage container in MO(?) a few years ago.

 

The sex bunker I had pictured in my head was way more fun than that. Now it’s just too real and disturbing.

 

So, if I’m leasing one vehicle and financing the second one is half of my brain dead?

 

Mine would be fun, I’d ask for a swing and a slide.

 

Oh for sure. The great debate is which half...

 

that explains a lot... but now, if I am leasing the cheaper vehicle and financing the more expensive one is that half of my brain that is actually working is running at 70% or 100%?

 

No sir. You just understand how to use specific circumstances in your favor.

 

I want to think that sir... my wife’s lease is being deducted on her 1099 tax form..

 

Maybe deep down you seek the feeling of entitlement so you leased a nicer vehicle to justify that feeling.

 

Real talk tho, And this is what some people refuse to believe, Leasing has its place and financing has its place. If you researched both and made the best decision on each vehicle. Then your brain is working on levels rarely seen by human kind. 500% at least.

 

WTF did I just read? Leases suck and sex bunker rock or was it the other way around....

 

The common thread between the two is that someone is getting fucked.

 

I lease condoms and underwear.

Am I an idiot now?

 

You were before the lease.

 

You're doing better than the people who wait and buy used condoms and underwear.

 

isn’t that a thing in Japan? The used girl panty vending machine I mean...