1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You've handed out so many fucks you simply don't have too many left to give

 

= approximately 2 fucks

 

i think that is a woman problem

 

Whoa...c'mon man this is 2019, its a gender fluid problem

 

I spent all of my fucks trying to make my parents love me before I realized they couldn't. Took up most of my life to this point

 

I think fucks are harvestable but it takes time...and probably some therapy

 

i've got another funky floor jack pic for @JKO1998

its kind of blurry out of focus

 

6x a month, babay

 

Jesus my charger isn’t keeping up

 

Don't you?

 

Well that's one way to share the cat tree...just sit on him

 

I forgot you were a cat collector

 

There's a 3rd one just out of frame.

Technically those two are my wife's, I "had" one cat but now I guess I have 3 lol.

 

My eyes are watering up and my nose is closing just from looking at that.

 

Yeah you'd probably die if you ever came over

 

I second this post

 

Cats can be the funniest mfers

 

I could never stay the night at my friends apartment cause of their one cat. Sweet kitty, but I have to keep my distance and not touch it. Doesnt help that the stupid thing begs for food like a dog. Like sits up by your head if your eating on the couch, and slowly creeps down towards your plate.

 

They make me crack up daily, esp having 3 of them...one of them is afraid of the doorstop in our bedroom for some weird reason and goes to great lengths to jump around it every time lol. He even tried fighting it once.

 

My wife's cat is like that. He knows the sound of the freezer door opening and if you're getting ice cream out he'll go nuts for it