Whatever

Any more than a mouthful and you are just risking a sprained tounge.

 

I'm out. Ya'll have a great night.
@SRH try not to piss anyone else off tonight, k?

 

Good night Bob, don't let mrs. Stock bite

 

I’ll be good.
Gnite! Go eat a snack before bed!

 

I figured he was into that

 

I have 2 kids as well. Not having to use condoms is the main reason we went this way.

 

I got shat on too.

 

FTFY

 

Yes you did!

 

Not the same

 

Cant fault a brother for trying.


Ok, let's try another route.

WAAAAAAA
Quit your whining.

 

Oh! Here. Tell him this.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it because I already did.

 

Fuck that.... I had my wife spayed!!

 

I did years and years ago. Pissed off the dr in waiting room, didn’t know he was the dr. Some jolly fellow wanted to shave my sack and I said I took care of it, and he had to touch up
Then dr came in, felt like an Argentinian soccer player ran the field and kicked my nut with cowboy boots on
The he cut the other and felt like the other dudes cousin beat it with a hammer
Glad that happens only once. Never thought a bag of frozen peas felt so good on my swollen junk

 

not helping me