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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Oct 9, 2019 at 5:42 AM
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  2. Oct 9, 2019 at 5:43 AM
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  3. Oct 9, 2019 at 6:07 AM
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    I overheard an argument between a tanker pilot and a bomber pilot, the bomber pilot was talking about all the cool shit he does in his bone. KC-135 tanker guy goes "yeah, but can you make a cup of coffee and take a shit in mid-mission?"

    We were rolling!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I was pax on a KC-135 (14-hour arctic overflight from WA to England) and the fucking boom operator made goddamn cinnamon rolls for the crew WHILE all of us were eating box nasties. We wanted to KILL him. Plane smelled like Pillsbury and plastic for the rest of the trip.
     
  4. Oct 9, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    So post one then... :notsure:
     
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  5. Oct 9, 2019 at 6:42 AM
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    Same argument in every branch though. The jobs that transfer to civ life are boring. The fun ones don’t. Not a big demand for shooting people and looking for IEDs on American streets.
    :help:
     
  6. Oct 9, 2019 at 6:49 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    actually in the B-1 you can...they bring a big jug of coffee and theres a toilet...may not be great for the rest of the crew but it is possible....
     
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  7. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:13 AM
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    ...yet
     
  8. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:14 AM
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    I call bullshit. This guy started in the 80's and is STILL flying lawndarts...he's in his 50's now....and still a LT.....so there.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:14 AM
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    No kids here, don’t care if it gets to the yet... wont happen in my time but maybe my nieces? :notsure: lol
     
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  10. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:23 AM
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    Wah wah wah. You squidlings always fall back to Top Gun. SURE it's a better movie than Iron Eagle. SURE it has a better soundtrack. But you can't go through life screaming "DANGER ZONE" every time you take a shit!

    It's time to move on.



    God, I hate Iron Eagle.
     
  11. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:24 AM
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    B89153AB-EF22-4081-9D91-D6AA840238E4.jpg 9DAD1A4D-E5B3-48F8-AFB5-F56F0E7B774D.jpg
     
  12. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:24 AM
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    Wait - I just did the math and there's no way he'd still be on active duty. I call BS on THAT. Maverick is either flying for Delta or he's dusting crops in Nebraska.
     
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    Wait one fucking minute there chair force.....did you SERIOUSLY just bring up Iron Eagle?!!!!!?? Furthermore....TRY to compare it to TOP FUCKING GUN!!!!???

    Jesus.....I'm out!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!
     
  14. Oct 9, 2019 at 7:27 AM
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    Unless he’s a MIL Tech... On loan from the NG to teach on Wednesday, every other day he’s a gov contractor teaching maneuvers in his polo and cargo pants. :D
     
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    It could happen......theoretically......it is explained in the new movie, which we all know is based on factual events.
     
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    FIFY
     
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    Top Gun is so accurate, enemies could infiltrate the US Navy...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Iron Eagle had Queen on its soundtrack. No contest.
     
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