Colorado B.S. Thread

So you moved from CO to complain about Boze-Angeles too?

 

The winters are definitely worse in Montana than the Front Range. Roads just become glaciers.

 

Whoa... Water spout over Pueblo Reservoir today

https://www.kktv.com/video?vid=562774562

 

Yep! Can’t escape the crazies!

 

Awesome!

 

Anyone else wondering how @johntoyota tire change mission went last night?

I picture John sitting in his Tacoma, Game on radio, Heater cranked. He cracks the window to shout out the next tire change instruction to his girl...

 

You forgot Busch Light in hand...

I did even better than that though. I drove by it on my way home at noon and put air in it then let her know it was good to go. Then I went home and enjoyed a day off work. She ubered it from work to her car as she KNOWS I hate going downtown for any reason whatsoever. I then took a late afternoon nap on the couch which crept into the evening hours. When I woke up to go upstairs, she was already asleep in the bed. Win for John!

 

And while yall may thinking that was an ass hole move to not go help her actually change it, I should tell you the rest of the story. I actually was going to go air it up and drive it home for her and had already arranged a secondary driver to help with the matter. Then I thought to myself how frequently she has BOTH of her keys on her and/or IN the vehicle. I called her to verify that at least one of her keys was at the house, it was not. I have told her in the past if she ever has an issue like this and I cant help because she foolishly and for no good reason has both her keys on her, that she would be on her own.

Tough love is the only kind of love.

 

We know you're a big softie deep down inside

 

Did you just call him fat?

 

I feel like he did. Good thing Im not a big softie, and dont actually have feelings, or I would be hurt.

 

Na if I were gonna call him fat I'd just go ahead and do it. I dont care about his feelings.

 

FIFY

 

I knew there was a reason you stuck around.

 

lol solid gif

 

Is it gif, or jif?

 

Here we go again...

 

Should be shorter this time now that everyone knows it is gif, not jif.

 

You'd think.. but just in case:

 

hard G for the win