ASSHOLE PARKING

Ever hear of the domino affect? Prime example.

 

Lincoln drivers are quickly climbing up that “asshole” ladder. I just saw one this morning drive through a closed toll lane that was blocked by cones, just to skip out on a toll

 

Looks like a two-fer!

 

Manufactured by Daewoo for GM in Korea. Same as the Sonic and formerly the Aveo.

 

Tow mirrors are disengaged on the dodge. But still parked at or on the line putting his mirror in the next space.

 

So it’s a

Two-fer?

 

If you’re that disabled I don’t think you should be driving, dude.



You’re just plain awesome. I know you saw me taking pictures, too. Crowded $10 parking lot on the most popular street on Saturday night, whadda doosh.

 

Hmm let me just park my duelly in this compact spot

 

Just tha tip

 

Kinda like how a cat will stick its head in a small box, and then appear to think that it's hidden.

 

I normally park here, but these cyclists insisted on putting their bikes here even though there’s a bike rack steps away...

I don’t want those assholes scratching my truck!




Yes, I know it’s a handicap spot, but the business has been closed for 9 months and I’ve been given permission by the property owner to park here.

 

Guess you need to find another abandoned lot to take hookers too.

 

It is a handicapped spot, so does it count as a physical therapy session?

"But officer, these are MEDICINAL HOOKERS*!!"

*Not covered as part of a Medicare Part B plan.

 

Of course it’s not covered. Tricare, Medicare etc doesn’t cover it. You need a plan that covers alternative medicine. The studies rank it right up there with messages, acupuncture and Scientology.

 

White suburban land yacht