1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I wasn’t paying attention and completely blew past my exit on the interstate. Ended up here.



You can see my off-ramp waaaaayyy over there.

 

Brenda.

When I had a 'separation' of my long term girlfriend when I was in the military, I got involved with this really hot chick who's dad had his own law firm.

She was older than me by a few years...4-5?

I'd ride my motorcycle to see her and stay at her house on weekends.

One day I get a pic message, and a phone call shortly after; she bought me a fucking Honda Civic, brand new.

Apparently she didn't like the idea of something happening to me on my commute to her so she wanted to ensure my safety, etc. When she did that, and started talking about kids and me moving into her house, I was like noooooooooooooope.

 

Cats are fckn crazy

 

Cats are downright hilarious in their own way, especially when they're young and figuring shit out. Like, how far they can realistically jump without missing the mark entirely or that their tail is not in fact another creature trying to sneak up on them

 

G'damn.

Had a customer complain for a few minutes, I come back to TW and we're on fucking tumors, cats, and dick pics to @what road

 

I watched a science doc on them and their bodies and tails and joints defy logic man.... I wasn't around cats at all growing up so had no idea. One of coolest animals fo sho

 

yea once that conversation comes up it's a pivotal moment IMO where you either forward together or split up, unless you're both still in your early 20s and have several years to still figure it out. But time flies man lol, as I'm sure you know. Feels like just yesterday I was telling myself "I want a kid but not for another 10 years" next thing I know, holy shit I'm 34

 

If a little cat can do shit like that imagine what one 10x the size can do, fckn stupid

 

Reminds me of some of the highways in the midwest where the exits are miles apart...miss one and you gotta drive for 10 minutes before you can turn around lol. Unless there's no divider separating the opposing directions

 

I'm glad you're an older 34 than I am

 

I'm in the hazmat disposal they give me shit cause of it lol I don't care. @eon_blue is our resident beef curtain enthusiast @BartMaster1234 is horny for Cadillacs @Speedytech7 is a furry @Sperrunner is a Italian-asian failure and @JKO1998 is a cougar Hunter

 

yeah at that point it comes down to the girl you're with and how soon she wants to do it, cause they are more likely to run into pregnancy issues if they get pregnant after 35. Still totally possible to do but the medical concerns become greater

Part of me thought I'd want to wait even longer but then another part of me doesn't want to be a super old parent...I already hurt when I wake up in the AM. I dunno, we'll see how it goes I guess lmao. There's no turning back now

I'm pretty stoked for it truthfully but it's going to be a big lifestyle change that's for sure

 

Lol

 

Would hate to know wtf I'll end up labeled as...

 

All that money and they can't afford a bed wtf

 

? there in a bed

 

Stick around and we'll think of something. @BartMaster1234 has a much longer list but I don't feel like writing it atm

 

A bed frame but no mattress, that can't be comfortable