Who would you fight?

Name one historical figure that you'd love to beat the shit out of...


I'll start:

Adolf Hitler

 

Not historical, but I'd love to beat the ever living shit out of Lil Wayne.

 

^lol me too lol

 

Why lil wayne?

 

cant be that far....... WOW did i say that

 

Lol

 

fidel castro

 

I'll go into the future, then come back and beat Billy Mays into a quivering pile.

 

why lil wayne??? what kinda question is that have you seen him lately* he just needs a beating as does most of the music industry

*please refer to the last time he was on SNL

 

Paul Revere

 

The guy from the Shamwow commercia!!

-Dan

 

Bin Laden. For obvious reasons.

 

Vlad Ţepeş

Vlad III of Romania (also known as Vlad the Impaler) was Prince of Wallachia three times between 1448 and 1476. Vlad is best known for the legends of the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign and for serving as the primary inspiration for the vampire main character in Bram Stoker’s popular Dracula novel. In Romania he is viewed by many as a prince with a deep sense of justice. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim’s legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Wikipedia has an article that describes, in great details, the methods of Vlad’s cruelty. The list of tortures he is alleged to have employed is extensive: nails in heads, cutting off of limbs, blinding, strangulation, burning, cutting off of noses and ears, mutilation of sexual organs (especially in the case of women), scalping, skinning, exposure to the elements or to animals, and boiling alive. There are claims that on some occasions ten thousand people were impaled in 1460 alone.

 

beat him into a paste and make it stronger!:d

 

Ted Kennedy. Something about that fat bastard just pulls my chain.

 

Mr. Rogers?

 

Pretty sure he's worse than catholic priests