1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

That sounds better than sex involving alligators and flakka

 

I don't know, does it?

 

Imagine using sunscreen as lube

 

I mean, gun to my head I know what I'd choose...but otherwise yeah...no

 

Bath salts and anacondas

 

If by gun you mean 2 pitchers of margaritas

 

Moisturizing at least

Honestly I'd feel worse for her in that situation

 

On that note...never use lube that isn't water based. Or any kind of warming lube unless you enjoy the sensation of your ween being on fire

 

Drinking beer with @eon_blue @Sperrunner >>>>

 

^^ i almost posted that in the supercharger thread by accident lmao

 

Oh gawd! It’s like rubbing bengay on your junk

 

Yeah I have a funny story about that but I don't know how to tell it without it being TMI haha

 

Guess we need another pismo trip. Surf n truf is this weekend. A bunch of Toyota’s it’s Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

 

That would violate my no-more-Pismo-trips this year rule but it is tempting. Though going there when it's crowded is the worst...I'd be up for another trip there before the end of the year so long as there's not a big event. It's really only enjoyable for me when there's not many people there

 

Aren't they trying to shut Pismo down still or did that get delayed?

 

I’m down, I have can throw my Code 3 bar on there for a night run.

 

Spit and rub has never failed me

 

When

 

Im on call

 

Icy hot