Whatever

Oh I am!! You should hear what I say to my biological children. Much worse.

 

Been there a few times, not my proudest moments in life for sure.

 

I have. It's a 2fer special.

 

A lot

 

Former CA native here, the water temp on the coast is way too cold.

 

Not me this time

 

Ya but it was the flu not McDs

 

Same. From Burbank.

 

Maybe after McRibs I would get that

 

I had to use the nice towels. I had such a headache and was burning up that I decided to lay down on the bathroom tiles. A few minutes later I found myself puking and shit spraying out of my ass like like a firehose on the tile. I was thinking about calling 911 because I was so weak. I woke up three hours later in a bathroom that likely would rival the toilet in trainspotting. I felt better, but was like oh fack and started cleaning the mess up. I used all the bath towels, toilet paper etc because the damage was so severe.

 

Or is it

 

My wife and I both had this problem over new years eve and day. Our son was about to turn 3 I believe and not really verbal. She was in one bathroom and I was in the other.... trash can at one end ass on the other. The kid walk in, I look him dead in the eye.... said, "I am going to die, you are on your own dude, get out!".

 

@Tractorman

Where you at?

 

False... somethings should remain behind closed doors...

We cant all be @buffedout

 

Me first!

 

But small nips

 

What he do