Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Still two months left in the year. Plenty of time for other Florida moms to outdo her around Thanksgiving or Christmas.

 

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/W...ex-at-Dallas-Hotels-Police-Say-564315871.html

And Dallas takes the lead! Gotta save up for those Christmas presents somehow.

 

Maybe she needed the money for eyebrow replacement surgery...

 

I like how the article made it a point to keep the kids anonymous by not describing their exact relationship to her, but it got me thinking.

What would be the worse scenario?

That she would be turning out her own kids, or

That she turned out her orphaned nieces while her own kid led a coddled life, like a fucked up Harry Potter?

 

kinda like a fucked up Pimparella...

 

See THIS is why Toyota picked Dallas for its new North American HQ.

 

How did they come up with the bail amount?

$201,000?

Kind of a weird number.

 

Maybe they found out she had $200,999?

 

It's nothing like the accident in Georgia... the logs didn't come off the truck, the driver of the car was fiddlefucking around with something on the floor and the truck stopped.

 

Googling "fiddlefucking"

 

Who in the hell let her out of Florida?

 

Shit man, all the stupid people in FL are from somewhere else. They fall down here, much like sediment and dead shit sink to the bottom of a glass of water.

 

Note to self - when in Florida, bring water bottled from somewhere else.

 

Analogy is all.

Ha, actually my well is probably up there with the best in the state. My neighborhood has great water. Doesn't stain the house with iron, crystal clear and tastes awesome.
I drink it straight out of the tap.

 

Water is likely okay, it’s those sneaky glasses.

 

Seems legit

 

In all honesty, I would think that Florida would have good water because the sandy topsoil filters extremely well.

Best water I ever had came directly out of the ground from the knob my grandfather lived on in northern Georgia. Fantastic, crystal clear straight from the mountain.

Worst water I ever had also came directly out of the ground but in rural Arizona and was harder than calculus. It could make a kidney stone in record time, kill your coffee pot in less than a month, and knock you unconscious in the shower.

Now we have to filter our water in Austin (which was tasty a year ago) because some asshat put his boat - covered in zebra mussels - into Lake Travis and now we have those stupid things in the water main.

 

I hate this shit we call water here in AZ. Had the water tested at the house and it was off the charts in hardness. My pool is always at 1000 ppm hardness, which is max on the test strips.

 

Recently, this Lady at work had just dropped her Daughter off at school and was on the I-805 south when a piece of pipe the size of a baseball bat came thru her windshield sideways and ripped off both passenger side headrests before exiting the rear window, the CHP found the pipe, but not the truck it came off of.

 

Thoreau Spring near the top of Mt Katadin in Baxter State Park Maine.