Official 2019 NCAA Football thread

"hasn't been a game for 8 years" - all Bama fans.

 

lol but they lose to OSU in the title game if OSU wins out.

 

I've stated many times that I'm always nervous about LSU.

 

Dont care.

 

ok dwalden burner account...

 

Alabama the last 8 years has come out on top. They have had dominant games. But you never fucking know what them bayou Bengals gonna pull out.

 

Hahaha. I think it's cool Minnesota is doing well. I dont think they are legit..but. whatever.


I'd rather see Iowa be dominant in that division.

 

Fuck it. NOTRE DAME #4

 

JimBeam ban this man.

 

Maybe I wasn't clear enough...FUCK BAMA. But they were our biggest challenge. And when they met the giant, Bama LOST!

 

much better!

 

In my circle of friends, Bama's coach is known as Satan.

 

That's about the level of originality I'd expect from corn dogs

 

Get it straight, we don't eat corndogs, it's crawfish. You know a creature that can live through anything(except boiling).
EDIT: we might live at the bottom, but we rise to the top.

 

It isnt about what you eat.

Mostly about how you smell (like carnies) and the fabric of your moral fortitude. Flaky on the outside, cheap "meat" substitute on the inside.

Basically, its where "Roll Tide, Fuck You" type things come from. Classless. Must be doused in copious amounts of ketchup and mustard to be stomached.

 

Processed food is definitely high class. That's why people come to LA for vacation vs. AL. Real culture. Haters are gonna hate. I hate Bama football b/c of Saban. No other reason. I love the rivalry. It makes everything more interesting.

 

It still gets everyone's attention. It may not be wanted attention, but it's attention.
BTW, most people in LA do not speak like Coach O. He is from way down the bayou. Like when it rains, you really have to wear boots to get to school.

 

I hate them because I live here. My dad is one of THE WORST Alabama fans you can meet, and always has been. Everyone assumes I hate them because they've won 8 straight over LSU. When in reality I've hated them since about 1999, and I continue to hate them because living in this state you deal with all of their fans including the bandwagoners and they are the worst I've ever been around, and because of my dad lol

 

This was fun but it is time to go back to work. I look forward to see what the actual rankings do. Surely quite a few of us will be upset.
The number 1 team has not won the championship in the last few years. I would rather go in number 2 and come out on top. Just my thoughts.

 

See. I like it when women have daddy issues....

But when men have daddy issues, sheesh. Its disturbing and.....just, sad.