Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Damn! I dont have none of that

 

My trans was slipping since day 1 but not enough to worry about. I just never mashed on it or gave the truck hell cause I knew better lol.

I used a tube of silicon on the roof lights and it still leaked

and the ball joints... typical dodge shit. Front tires were wearing way uneven lol

 

As a local, I'm just happy you're holding onto the steering wheel instead of having both hands shoved down the front of your pants and steering with your knees.

 

Carli can fix that

Your leak could have been the windshield leaking

 

That's how I text and drive. Steer with my knee

And I didnt say I was holding my penis

 

Too much $$$. Took a decent loss on the dodge but got more for a trade in than anywhere else would really offer so I just tried to use a little lube during the rape so it hurt a little less lol

 

Did your gf hold your hand during this process?

 

She held the cheeks open

 

spit down your crack for lube?

 

You are supposed to use lube?

 

Unless the girl or guy has diarrhea. .

 

Explains the raw sores and chafe

 

In the interest of changing the subject that very much needs to be changed....

Funny, I heard an eco-boost with an exhaust the other day. It was going down the road and it caught my attention, as in "WTF is that noise?". It's definitely "distinctive" that's for sure.

 

Yep. I know they make more power and get better mileage and all of that... but... I just can never love how a v6 truck sounds lol even a Tacoma sounds funny with an exhaust.

so v8 it is.

 

What's the price difference between the v8 and ecoboost

 

2 cylinders and 2 turbos....

 

I know what the difference is. I want to know what the price difference

 

I know, just kidding. As I recall, the v8 was more expensive as they were pushing the eco's more. Not sure what the actual market price ends up being though.

 

I'd still pick the ecoboost.

 

Goals for mine. 3/5 drop. Will look and sound good unlike the eco boost