Whatever

The board for fat people.

I really want to go from soft to carved out of wood. It's going to be a long road. My goal is to work out 5 days a week minimum. So far i've hit the gym every day since joining.

 

That's awesome! You have WAY more motivation than I do.

 

Exactly! All the exercise I can handle.

 

How do you handle getting in and out of the combine? Chair lift?

 

I didn't hire that personal trainer after a trial workout. I think she's pissed. I told her I wanted to workout alone for three months and see where I was at.

 

He's like Chuck Norris. The combine gets around him.

 

I climbed onto a John Deere 644C loader today and the people that designed those steps must have been assholes.

 

Is she hot? You know, as far as muscular chicks go.

 

Need one! Darker than shit out there tonight and I missed the last step. Well I didn’t miss it I thought I was on it.

 

I loved that cartoon.

 

She's pretty mild looking. On an 8pm to 1am bar scale ( 8 being hot and 1 being not hot ) She's maybe a 10:30

 

Brokeback mountain?

 

The snow flakes can't handle Speedy

 

I just put some in the freezer

 

Pretty decent then

 

Lets be honest Broke Back was a better love story than The Titanic

 

Just ok. I wouldn't turn my head at Wal Mart