MARYLAND TACOMAS

I was just waiting to see how long it took you to figure it out

 

The only thing crustier is me!

You and the boys should ride up. Or ride with Jim or I. My insurance money got deposited today. My license plates were mailed/delivered today. The salesman had the truck prepped and delivered. All we need to do is go sign the papers.

We're asking my cousin Donna to go with us this Saturday so Debbie doesn't have to drive all the way home by herself from Easton.

So by mid afternoon this Saturday I should be posting up pics of the new ride.

I think a lot of people are going to be surprised.

That's all I'm saying.

 

Just admit you got the new all wheel drive Prius .Its ok we’ll still accept you no judgement here .

 

This is what's up!

 

Did they bring it over from Westminster??? If they did I know what it is.

 

I am a Strausburg fan, I’ll think about it.

 

Hell, with my dumb ass any more clues and I would have guess his skivvies size first!

 

You damn Youngsters are so quick these days BUSTED!!!!!! Us old geezers can't get anything past Y'all!

 

I’ll get him up there! , I was a bit sneaky. Rob honestly you’re the only person that knows I exist haha. The prodigal son had to introduce himself haha.

 

Therapist: A monster truck Prius isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.

Monster truck Prius:

 

I use the one with the wall pockets and that ain’t got the skirt on the sign!

If they’re full, i piss in the sink or, i go outside, whip it out and piss on whatever/whomever is most unfortunate at that given time.

 

That’s my boy! You’ll go far!

 

Nooooooo, but I saw that up there.
Because the other driver had no insurance and I didn't get as much as I thought I would for all the mods on mine, I was very limited in my choices.

Before all of that, when we thought we were gonna make out like bandits, we saw them unload a 2020 Pro Runner in that Army Green up at Jones near us. Debbie wanted that so bad! She was like "call them up and ask how much it is" "call them up!!!!" I said that thing is so far outta reach but at the time I thought things were going to be better.

But because she's my Funny Little Honey and I live to make her happy, I called. Then I did the math, and I think to make it reasonable to buy we would have to put down like 40%! They had a sticker on that thing of 58,900.00 And that was before any fee's or tax. So well over $64k.

I did the math for her anyway based on my anticipated settlement and the payment was like $1k a month!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

It wasn't even a womp womp womp moment. She was like FuuuuUUK That Shit!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess the whole electric craze is driving up the values of smaller 6 cylinder vehicles and keeping the larger v8's lower. All I keep thinking about is if I had kept the Tundra back then it would be paid for and more than capable to off road. However, if If's and But's were candy and nuts we'd all have a good Christmas!

 

Huh?! I can't hear you, again Brett!

 

Congratulations Mason!!!!!! You'll be the smartest redneck I know.

But seriously, Congratulations!

 

Installed icon delta joints in my TC

 

Thankie <3

but i dont identify as such

 

Good Morning Maryland

 

Morning Maryland