The Lair

Funniest thing I ever saw / had to report was working the duty desk as a senior cadet, and a few of the upperclassmen come walking in, carrying a pillowcase, that was flailing violently. ..."uh, whats in the bag? Fuck you, duty!... walks to a freshman's room, "Frag out!" and tosses in the pillowcase and holds the door closed.

How they managed to trap 2 squirrels in a pillowcase, I'll never know...the aftermath, ribcrushingly hilarious

Duty log: 0043 hrs 13NOV2013; 2 squirrels entered barracks through open window ( ) in room 114, animal control notified.

 

Stuff like that would get you hemmed up bad in the service nowadays. Anything and everything is hazing (most often resulting in reduction in rank/adsep).

 

Yeah, being in a military college component of a state university was the same way. Hence the "through the open window"

 

Fish pictures (Tahiti 2009)

 

"possible kidnapping"

 

Possible my ass.

 

LAPD right now.

 

So cool! But kind of eery at the same time!

 

Read the story, but couldn't find the video...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3m5ohXF8Y

 

Wow...just wow...

Hard to listen to...how could they just stand on their porch and do nothing...except call 911.

All it may have taken is one person trying to approach and help to scare him off.

 

I don't know, that's beyond me. The screaming was CLEARLY someone in serious distress. Fight for your life type distress. I'd be sprinting for my bedside handgun and running over there. Or at least I like to think I would, no idea what you'll do until you're in that type of situation.

edit: that video does a bad job of portraying it too. She screams for awhile and pretty audibly "help me"

 

Black socks with boat shoes and all.

 

I'd be in my boxers and crocs. COME AT ME KIDNAPPER.

 

FTFY

 

Yeah, people don't scream like that for no reason. Then to have the screaming continue from a car driving by..at least jump in your car and follow from a safe distance, relaying the information to the police dispatcher.

This woman is probably dead now.

 

Yeah, it's a hard thing to stomach. I legitimately may have a nightmare from those screams. Pretty gnarly stuff.

 

Jaime will sing you to sleep to ease your nightmares.

 

I had a nightmare last night where I was driving in the rain, slight bend in the road and I hydroplaned. Flipped my car and waited for what felt like forever to stop, and climbed out.

This morning when I woke up and headed to work, it was raining. Talk about freaky. And to top it off, I hit a little standing water on the freeway and did a mini hydro plane in a straight line. Gave me a heart attack lol

 

You incepted yourself.