Best Way to Haul 20 Lb Butterball Turkey in Truck Bed

It's Friday thread so I will haul it in a cage...

 

Why not in the front seat, properly buckled in?

Don't make your turkey ride in the back...

 

Depends on if its fresh or frozen. If frozen a nice yeti cooler will work, if fresh then a cage will be needed.

 

Molle panels

 

I would use a fine quality leash around it's neck.Properly secured to a factory approved D-Ring.

 

You're supposed to find the woman that cooks really good and leave it up to her, try calling mom before subjecting yourself to the hauling and cooking of a turkey. After getting your fill you bounce and leave the mess for her. Mom (Caroline) is going to end up drinking too much red that night and that's when dad starts to worry and throws her purse on the roof, because black Friday has her buying shit they don't need that won't be paid off till June. Caroline is just as bad as tacoma bros, you only live once, the rewards points, the flier miles, the interest rates. In the mean while, her Husband Tom would like to retire by 65, but she intends to keep him working on the plantation past 72

 

take a shortcut and cook it on the way home. you know..

 

This is the only way to go for me. Why pay for a whole bird when I'm just going to chuck the other stuff in the can for the raccoons to eat

 

Turkey Riding Dilemma (TRD)

 

I feel sorry for whoever is riding behind you...

 

You need a roof rack an RRT and 3 light bars to haul it properly

 

Because dark meat.. Love me some good dark meat

 

That's one way to post pics of your breasts and not get banned.

 

Under the hood. Preferably on top of the exhaust manifold. 6mins a pound or until it reaches 175*

 

Roof rack...EAF!

 

Bean bag chair for any hauling needs.

 

Well.. there IS a hole in the end of it.

 

Do like homeboy did and jam them into a decked system.