Whatever

Not bad. Just had an awesome pot roast lunch and will probably go take a nap here in a couple of 5 minutes.

 

Im boutta nap too

 

Yup gonna rub one out and take me a nap also.

 

schwartz is chained up and blondey fell and twisted her ankle

 

good morning back to work
expecting some good comedic reliefs in here

 

So he’s a gimp now?

 

An eel walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Back for more, ay?”

 

now?

 

go on

 

My guess is he is tied to a chair with a mcrib just out of reach.

 

Out of reach is good.
Kinda like me feeding gum to a baboon at the zoo growing up. You could walk right up to cage back then. I handed a mouthful of bubbleicious after it just came out, to him.
He’d reach
I’d pull back
He’d reach more
I’d pull back
He reached all the way out grabbing for the gum then I slapped the fuk outta his hand
He went batshit crazy screaming and shit so I had to split.
Came back later after he calmed down and I swear I thought he might shit in his hand and throw it at me so I snuck on up and tossed the gum. He got that shit stuck all over him again I split.
Next time at zoo I couldn’t find him, only a shaved down baboon in corner in fetus position

 

I remember those days where you could do that with the monkeys at the zoo. I saw someone lose 100 dollar bill trying to be faster than his little paw. Took that money and climbed to the top of the cage and ate it.

 

Oh and this

 

Chamber pot and disinfectant?