Whatever

Did you think that was gonna fix me?

 

No but keep it up....

 

Thats the plan

 

That’s a bold move


Let’s see how it plays out

 

If it's up for more than 4 hours, please go to the nearest ER.

 

Went to the doc the other day. Told him, "can't get it out of my head...wigwam, teepee, teepee wigwam".
Doc said, "the trouble is you're too tense."
(Get it? Two tents?)
Hahahahaha

 

Ok... Hardy fkn harr.

 

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

 

I’m not baby boy *hugs*

 

What's the difference between hungry and horny?






































Where you stick the cucumber.

 

Sorry not sorry...

 

My tattoo artist posted this earlier today. Makes me want another one.

 

I use auto washes all the time.

 

Went to the doc Thursday, showed him my orange hand. I said, "doc, I got this orange hand, what's goin on here?:
He asked me to describe a typical day for me.
I told him," well, when I leave work I grab a bag of Cheetos and go home and watch porn."

 

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
A private tutor!


What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam!

 

What is this, amateur hour? So dumb but I did laugh

 

And they work!

Bridget looks sexy af now!

 

Ok grandma
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.