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She looks like the dude from my cereal boxes when I was a kid.

 

Ok, I got no kids, so why dont I have three money?

 

Oh yah. Kids. It is because I had kids I had to build my home (with my hands and a hammer) and because my son totaled my 2002 Tundra I have to drive this piece of shit:

 

Pussy and beer are your downfall also.

 

Cool story bro. Why are you sharing your life savings goals and financial information on TW. News flash. None cares. We all just want you to spend all your money and post cute pics of your truck in the sunset.
#mountaintitties

 

FLEX!!

 

That's why you always go to the husky girl for a quick squeeze. They'll pay for your drinks too

 

I was able to afford a taco by saving 25c 4 days out of the week. Then I drove to my local Taco bell. Call me a wise man... It's a cool story really. Msg me if you need me to be your financial planner

 

If I was looking to save money, I would have went with the dog and a jar of peanut butter.

 

Eh... mostly took it that way. That’s why I used sarcasm in my response. @Cudgel is good people, unfortunately she drives a gen3. Obvious troll right there.

 

See OP, This is the financial advice I'm looking for!

 

Dunno? I do

You could have 6 money if you had the kids then sold them at a good working age, say at 7 years old?

 

So far, out of the girlfriend attribute triangle of good looking, sane, and amazing in bed, most of the ones I have dated only checked off two categories. (and some of them, just one.)

 

For the right price you’d be a she too.

 

Maybe even for a jar of that peanut butter... Ramsey says you gotta hustle to make money. Free peanut butter means I save $5 at the grocery store!

 

How I survived 43 years without this sage advice from OP is truly miraculous.