Whatever

He gets it ^

 

This is also why sex on the beach only works as a cocktail

 

Yup

 

As long as you take some precautions I don't see what the problem is...

Lay out a tarp er something

 

It doesn't matter.... sand gets everyfuckingwhere.

 

You're still guaranteed to get sand somewhere you don't want it.

Put a kerosene heater out there.

 

Ex had one of these fuckers and never again. I told her to get rid of it and she did. The other dog was starting to learn it's shitty ways

 

I'm sorry you had a bad experience, but you can't say that about Thor!

 

Sheet

 

Nope. Still gonna get sand everywhere.

Maybe if you were in a raised platform?

 

Lifeguard tower FTW, but still not a guarantee. Sand is evil.

 

Welp, she took the kiddies to town, and I am working on the Taco. Everyone is happy, except it's taking forever to prep for paint.

Who knew there were so many fvcking nooks and crannies?!

 

You try it?

 

Morning

 

Guaranteed that a tarp is 100000% mood killer. Nothing sexy about fencin crunching around on a cheap ass tarp.

 

Embrace your inner sand.

 

Nope. And @JaCado, I was thinking more of a full size cot.

Morning, FT. You getting ready to record some a rock song cover for us?

 

It took every bit of willpower not to just take that dog out into the woods and put a bullet in it. It wouldn't be tears of sadness like ole Yeller, but tears of joy. Has anyone ever stepped in dog shit at 4AM and had it squeeze between their toes? I hated that dog

 

Oh...yuck!