your cars- do you name them? what and why?

1965 vw bug - my first car. my mom got it for me. it was not stock for long. built a 1776 motor for it and slammed the piss out of it.
2001 dodge neon sxt - the first car i was able to buy by myself. got it from the dealership i worked at back then.
1992 mazda protege - cheap car just as a commuter.
2013 vw GLI - i work for a vw dealer and i wanted something nicer that had some "go" to it. i always see gti's out there but not so many gli's.
2019 tacom ORLB 4x4 - it was time for a change and i really did not want a full size truck. i looked into all the mid sized trucks and the taco was the clear winner.

 

Question is...... why not?

 

Only my Harley ~ Venus

sounded like a stripper name and she was a dirty, loud girl who inevitably got ridden a lot. Zing

 

My vette is the only one I call by name, Christy. After my favorite longtime film star

 

Chorizo. Because if we're taking about tacos, only chorizo will do.

 

'94 Ranger Access Cab - Blue

'96 GTi VR6 - Ass Wagen - because we got Passat badges from the u-pull-it and broke off letters to make it

'01 Elantra - Starla because Napoleon Dynamite was big and she had huge cans like Starla (GEMA swap with oversized headers into a catless magnaflow)

'15 Gen Coupe - Charlene because she was like a high-end escort

'20 TRD - Arya because she is all around a bad ass

 

Lol, another way to look at it though -- If the truck had a dude's name, it would seem like you, the man, were relying on another man to take care of you. #manpride

 

I named mine Bullseye because I've got a quicksand taco and I also love the Toy Story movies. She rides like the wind!

 

Dirt basher because thats what my son named it.

 

I'm dying right now. haha My wife didn't find this as funny

 

I do love that but I’m more pastor

 

I call mine the Turd (TRD), plus it really is a turd torque-wise below 3500 rpm.

 

I'm a fan of that ass.

 

My inferno tacoma is called Rodan (from Godzilla)
my son calls it Cherry (he names everything Cherry)
my wife calls it a pain in the ass.

 

TacoAzul...its a taco, its blue, hecho en Mexico

 

There's a Ford Focus sedan with an "I ❤ Alexis Texas" bumper sticker that parks near me sometimes. Probably not what I would do, but I do admire the driver's brazen determination.

I thought I had a picture of it, but I couldn't find it on my phone. I'll take one next time I see it.

 

Got pics of wife's DD?

 

My son named my last truck Clifford.

 

nope, never

 

This is Otto