Whatever

I am kinda like Bob..... I am not a big fruit eater, unless I pick it myself.

 

That is true... haha

 

Jitterbug brok, hoo dis?

 

Need to get you one of those grandpads.

 

never said they were, just its been around since the 70’s and been on regular TV. Some ppl just aren’t into science fiction I guess, but its a great movie series anyway

 

It's the same story told 12 or 15 times now... I lost count.

 

Not too much my asshole is sensitive

 

so is Gilligans Island.. but still watched it

 

This woulda been cool.



@MagtechPA

 

Me speaking to my dad...

Me: Dad, why do I have such a strange name? My friends all have cool names like Dark Cloud and Rising Son.
Dad: well son, it's always been a family tradition to name your child after the first thing you see after conception. Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?

 

Two Indians go to the local trading post to get toilet paper for the village.
The clerk shows them 2 brands.
Soft touch for 6 pelts and them says I have this other no name brand for 2 pelts.
The two Indians discuss which one to buy. They finally speak up and tell the clerk they will take the no name brand, because they can get more rolls.
About a month goes by and the 2 Indians return to the trading post for more toilet paper. They tell the clerk they would like the soft touch for 8 pelts per roll. The Indians are not happy about the price hike, but gladly pay the difference. As they are about to leave, they turn to the clerk and say, we have a name for no name bran TP.
The clerk looks at them and asks what would the name be?
They say, we make it John Wayne. Its rough, its tough and don't take no shit off no indian.

 

I keep that John Wayne stuff in my truck for emergencies.

 

Yeah time will tell.

 

I'm all out of poll ideas....

 

Me too

 

Barely Knew him.

 

Ima have to start scheduling time to keep up with this! Y’all some chatty mofos!
Check out my pops Christmas present to himself. We shot skeet when I was a kid but ended up living about 5 miles from the best clay target range in the US.
He always says “All I’m doing is spending your inheritance “.
I always tell him his last check should bounce.
He always goes balls-out. Browning Citori 725 Sporter 30” ported barrel. Shoots like a dream!

 

And this is from me to all of you. Merry Christmas! Seize the beer!