Whatever

FT is a plumber?

 

And a no

 

You never watched Salute Your Shorts???

 

Well I don’t know if he’s a plumber but he has laid some pipe!

 

Morning/afternoon whatever s

 

@FishnTx H?

 

Almost afternoon

 

De

 

Farmer

Do they square the hay bales where you are?

 

Some do

 

Or it'll start with a number
7Thomas

 

You hunting today?

 

Ok. This was the first I’d ever seen it.

 

No sir, waiting till Thursday. You going tomorrow?

 

I once went to Cincy for my birthday. Me and the boys, style.

Once we got to where we were staying, we ran into a gaggle of gashes from back home. A few of them were past adventures of a couple buddies of mine. "Hey, cool. No biggie."

They kept hanging around while the boys proceeded to order an ungodly amount of very strange drinks/shots. Its my birthday, I'll drink what I want to. (Mind you, this was back in the early to mid 20's for me.)

So anyways, I starts a playing the pool...get a couple good looking girls to hang around and show em a thang or two on the green felt. Teaching them how to hold a stick and what-not. The boys start to congregate and it gets a bit wild with the booze flowing pretty good now. The dance floor is full. Lights flashing and music entirely dominating all of the atmosphere. We hit the dance floor and drinks are getting spilled, and poured on girls. Fun time. Right?

I decide to head back to the pool table and find a seat, pulling a couple girls from the dance floor to come with me. When I return, we'll call her "Sheila" was already sitting over there with 10 shots of "Liquid Cocaine". Now, Sheila is about 5'2", 115lbs of pure Satan's spawn. I'd disliked her since my buddy dated her. She was controlling, manipulative and entirely too ugly to be THAT FUCKING CRAZY. (She was hot...so, that lets you know how crazy she was/is.)

So I goes over to her right, smiling, "Hey Sheila, whats up crazy ass?" and she looks me dead in the eyes, grabs me by my shirt, jumps on me and wraps her legs around me. Tells me we are going to drink these shots together while she rides me.

I'm standing there thinking shit is going down.

She then kisses me and then pours the first shot down my throat.

We end up hammering those shots out and I laughed it off. It was crazy. I thanked her for the fun of the evening and everything was fine. Went on playing pool and dancing the night away.


Fast forward to the next morning. Mainly because this is where my memory picks back up.


I wake up in an old house. The wood trim and encased windows mean it was built in the late 1800's or early 1900's. I dont recognize the house, nor do I recognize anything else. My head is a bit cloudy, but I feel pretty good, considering. I look over and see Sheila laying in bed, completely naked and mostly uncovered. I FREAKED THE EFF OUT.

"I didnt bang my buddy's ex.....I didn't bang my buddy's ex. No way. that didnt happen she is just fucking with me. "

I rolled over her to get out of bed, hoping and praying I'd at least made it back to my hometown. I grab my clothes and start opening doors trying to to find my way out...Finally, the front door. I swing it open, now sweating and still naked. My truck is literally parked RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS HOUSE. This means I MUST be in my hometown. But, I have no clue how it got there, nor where I am exactly. I jump in my truck, roll the windows down and start putting my clothes on. I hear her yelling at me from her second story window, asking me where I'm going.

I basically just mumbled "no" a bunch of times whiles fumbling and struggling to get my pants on. This escalated to a fearful yelp and scream.

Once I had pants on....I threw the truck in drive and mashed the gas running multiple stop signs and a couple lights. Once I figured out where I was, I went home and showered.

I got out of the shower and my phone was blowing up, texts, calls, all kinds of shit. Friends, family and then, Sheila.

I decided to call a couple friends first, to have them bring clarity to the situation.

Apparently, we'd been kicked out of the club, because Sheila and a couple other girls had tossed me onto the pool table and gotten naked. Once that happened, I was basically outside, in December with Sheila, freezing cold, and my boys were all inside still. In my stupor, I'd decided to let Sheila take me back to my hometown which was about an hour away. The two girls that also got naked were kicked out, but they disappeared. My buddies decided to push me into Sheila's care.

Luckily, Sheila didn't fall in love. She did bother me to come over for some hookups for a while....Dodged a HUGE missile there.

When my buddy found out what happened, he simply asked me if it was the best time of my life with her, to which I could only reply.... "I dont know."

 

Yep! Wednesday and Thursday. Going to new location in Pike county and hunt over some standing beans.

 

Just wow!

 

Pike County? How'd you manage that?

 

Yes. Both?

 

Hungry face at a mexican restaurant lol



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