Northern Virginia Roll Call

Morning man and yeah its a tit bit nipply out there today!

 

Hells yeah. I think my outtie my have become an innie.

 

Morning fellers. It's a balmy 45 degrees here.

 

Nice pic. You out swinging clubs?

 

Haha. Nope. That's the front half of my parents' property.

 

To lick the stripper pole.

 

So I do all my grocery shopping at Walmart, and when I'm in the store I use the app to locate stuff (similar to lowes or home depot). I just had the thought "Man, I wish the Walmart app had the functionality to create a list to make it easier."

Low and behold, you can make a list. What's better, is if you have a walmart account, I can make the list on my laptop, and then access it on my phone. Even pick out the specific items beforehand. The less time I spend in store, the better.

 

Giant will pick the items for you. You just go pick em up.

 

Walmart will do the same. Tried it and didn't like it. Same with the $5 home delivery.

 

We've gotten lazy and just use instacart. It's more expensive but sooooo much easier than lugging two grumpy kids to the store.

 

You guys are doing this all wrong. My wife makes a list and goes to the grocery store. When she kidnaps me, I act obnoxious to the point where she won't take me anymore.

All done.

 

Now do the outside pick up. Christie compiles her list, places the order, and tells them when she will pick up. They just meet her in the designated area outside and help her load her groceries.

 

Shit I wish that were an option. I do all the chores around the house since my wife works so much.

 

First off, if you do ALL your grocery shopping at Walmart you must not care about the diversity or quality of your proteins (unless your Walmart is better than the 12 others I’ve been too in the tri/quad state area). Second, if you can even make it down your Walmart isle to buy the products you desire, I would like to know your secret. No app, that I know of, will remove the 3 workers stocking shelves in each isle, that will not allow me to see what’s available for the 10 foot span they are working in. Or remove the 4 “pickers” per isle, grabbing items to deliver them to someone to lazy to get out of their Astro van in the “better than handicap” spot. Are you a Walmart ambassador?

 

We live in a fairly up and coming area so the Walmart is big, but never terribly crowded. I’ve never had an issue shopping there. Walmart’s up In nova and dc, now that’s a different story. Those can be rough

 

(FYI I’m drinking). Fuck your Walmart bro! You saying your better than me!

 

Time to put Tony to work.

 

If you have an Aldi near you the meat and produce is better and eggs are like $.92 a dozen

 

I’m at Walmart right now....probably cause it’s Sunday but the shelves are empty...

 

That's exactly what he's saying! He's such a dick.... you should fight him