PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Bat Out of Hell is my favorite album...

 

It's a shame she was addicted to coke and meth for the better part of the nineties...

 

Pretty amazing they survived.

And a reminder to not always assume people drive poorly... every once in a while an accident is due to a medical condition, not just bad driving.

 

Most guys want a hot woman to sleep with on Christmas, but I’d be amazed if anyone tracked down a 30-year old Ford Escort...



I saw a 1985 Escort at a car show earlier this year, but it’s been over a decade since I saw one on the road!

 

My cousin told me about dating app called Coffee Meets Bagel and said I should sign up for it, so I did; I am impressed! There are lot of women
who are highly educated and/or have a really good job, and there are a lot of Asian women as well!

Unfortunately, I’ve only gotten one response in about two weeks of being on there, and I haven’t heard from her in two days...

 

I’ve talked at great lengths about my former boss who also happens to be one of my oldest and dearest friends...

She technically still is the general manager of Puck, but Puck is closed indefinitely for renovations. She presently works at another bar to make money.

She moved from her small 3-room apartment (not 3 bedrooms; 3 rooms, plus a bathroom) into an actual house; The house was incredibly small, but it was still technically a house. The house, being probably 90 years old, did not have central air...

In May or June 2015, about six months after she moved in, it was time to put in the window A/C units...

 

Even almost five years later, we still refer to that as our “#PerfectSunday”...

I opted to hang out with my boss and reorganize her house instead of driving out to Aston for a car show.

One of the bartenders from Puck was living with my boss and paying half the rent; He was out on that Sunday, so we decided to put in his window A/C for him.

 

All was going great until the A/C unit slipped...

Nobody got injured, and we stopped the A/C unit from falling, but the A/C ended up pinning my wrist perfectly between my boss’s boobs! My wristwatch was literally perfectly positioned in her cleavage!

On top of that, I had to fart...

 

So, here am with my arm stuck between my boss’s breasts while trying to hold in a fart; My boss was very understanding and knew that this had been a total accident, but my arm was still pinned between her breasts and the air-conditioner was still in a fairly precarious position, and I didn’t want to fart in front of any woman...

Luckily, my boss was able to push the A/C unit forward and I was able to slide my arm out from in between her breasts; I was also able to hold the fart in!

 

I would walk to the Walmart down the street from my girlfriend(now wife) house which was about a half mile cause I wouldn’t poop at her house when I stayed there lol

 

No exhaust fan?

 

“Central air” is not always a good thing...

 

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So my friend’s ex-husband passed away suddenly, and by default, their two kids get his Tacoma! The older kid (daughter) already has a car so she doesn’t need the truck; The younger son will get be getting the Taco once he gets his license and learns to drive stick.

I am going over to my friend’s house to look at the truck today, and there’s a bit of mystery as to what generation it is...

My friend’s daughter has ridden in my Taco before, and she described her late father’s Taco as looking just like mine, but bigger and a stick shift; This would obviously make it a 2nd Gen!

However, I talked to my friend last night and she said the truck is a 2004; This would make it a 1st Gen! One thing to note here is that what my friend doesn’t know about cars could fill a book...

She does know that the manufacture date is listed in the driver’s doorjamb, so this is probably what she is going by; Without having ever seen the truck even in a photo, basing my opinion on what my friend’s daughter said, I can only assume that the truck is a very early 2005 model produced in late 2004.

 

She did but I still didn’t want to blow up her toilet.

 

I have called UPS brown Santa since I was like 7

 

My dad was a navigator on P3s and says it was an unwritten rule that nobody took a dump on a P3 because they didn’t have chemical toilets...