The Lair

I like that one person (probably me) commented on your lack of facial hair months ago and you thought to yourself “Fuck them.” And dedicated months to growing a beard out of spite.

 

It was you. And I didn't think "Fuck them", I thought "Fuck you Randall."

 

Local area was asking for people to bring trees to the oceanfront to help with erosion. Our local tacoma group got together with a pizzeria and persuaded locals to come drop off their trees for coupons, then ran them to where they needed to go. All in all we got about 65-70 trees. I managed to stuff 6 in Betty white.

 

We used to be your local Tacoma group

 

I thought we were still his local Tacoma group.

 

Apparently not Jerry.

 

After copious daydrinking, I may have declared my kitchen its own caliphate.

*Identity obscured to preserve any chance of getting a renewed security clearance.

 

Also, beware of wigglebutts.

 

That's code for "drone strike"

 

This is probably going to come up at your next review.

 

Also:

 

Randall is the east coast wigglebutt.

 

Ahhhh, the sandwich maker has graced us. Miguel, I hope you had a wonderful holiday. How is the funny little honey these days?

 

Damn, I had to look that word up! I thought I had at least half a brain. Apparently not.

 

Noice!

 

Daydriking is when you get shitsloshed while the sun's up, Rob. Glad I could help.

 

A "kitchen" is this place in people's homes where food is allegedly prepared.

 

First,

Second, ok, I was ashamed to say there were two words I didn't know.