Making the license plates kiss

Only in Washington (or maybe Oregon) is operating a vehicle so difficult!

Spoiler alert: I'm not from here.

Now before you get upset, I'm not slamming YOU. Just read on.

So earlier I'm parked at the gas pump filling up my truck and this guy pulls up to the pump in front of me. I notice, but I'm not paying him much attention. I continue to pump my gas.

His dog inside the car is barking so much that I look towards his vehicle and I see this................





At this point I'm thinking "Are you serious? Is he really parked ON my truck?"

I start looking around for the driver. They are not present. They must be inside the store. The dog, now in the front seat, is still barking, and no gas is being pumped yet.

So I take a closer look to determine just how much "preload" we've got going on here between our now kissing license plates!
Check it out. You can't make this shit up.







Yep. This is so touching. It warms my heart.

Next, I put my foot on their front tire. I slowly roll the tire backwards, taking weight off the parking gear. A shred of light appears between our license plates. What? Is this a gap I see? Our vehicles are no longer touching.

I slowly remove my foot from their front tire. The car rolls forward and rests gently onto my truck. They touch.

The guy returns to his car and begins to grab the gas pump. I point out to him that he got A LITTLE close!

He asks "Did I hit your truck?"

I said "WELL, no.... but you ARE touching it."

He looks.... "Woah, that's fucking close!"
He says "Sorry!"

..............

I just laughed at the guy and told him we're all good! Finished pumping my gas and put it in reverse. LOL.

Only in Washington!

 

Lol

 

Maybe only in western Washington

 

I hope so!

 

Now I have to ask, if it were a good looking girl would you have approached this situation differently ?

 

Nope. Lol

 

I wasn't rude. I just made sure he knew what he did and laughed.

 

"How close I am to abandoning 3rd Gen subforum shenannigans"

 

I'm so glad you like it.

 

I had this happen once, the lady denied they were touching, I couldnt get a piece of paper between the bumpers, so she told me to fuck off.

Can't have nice things.

 

I get hard just looking at these pics. Nasty!

 

Hahahaha! Some people's kids, right?!

 

Did he have a Bernie sticker?

 

I didn't see the back of the car!

 

I hope you smoked a cigarette or vape naished afterwards.

 

I hear a TRD can get a STD from this.

 

Or the front lol.