Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

We lived near an orange orchard. I know this sport all too well and I'm surprised my brothers and I weren't shot.

 

Growing up, we had several neighbors that grew tomatoes in their backyard...

 

Reminds me of how shit we were when we were kids. We’d steal a watermelon or two from a local farmers field Friday and Saturday nights. And because we were little dickheads we damaged other stuff.

One night we came back and there was a handmade sign that read, “one of these watermelons is poisoned.” A few minutes later the field was short more watermelons and the bottom of the sign read, “now there’s another.”

 

If your not given boundaries you tend to find them on your own the hard way. It's how I found out most of the time.

 

We had a pond by our house that was awesome for crawdad fishing. The old man farmer HATED us on his property but the pond was about 400yds from his house and there was a hill in between so we could sneak to it pretty easily, even though it was in the center of about 80 acres. He got fed up one day and chased us all the way to his fence while shooting a shotgun. We didn’t go back after that!

 

I’ve heard of rock salt rounds, and supposedly had them shot at me in a similar situation.

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/most-venemous-animal-cone-snail-2016-2

 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/07/us/mississippi-men-fake-lottery-ticket-glue-trnd/index.html
Fucking idiots.

 

My grandfather shot a guy in the a** with a 12ga loaded with rock salt after the guy broke into the house.

 

I got shot in the ass as a teenager with rock salt for bringing a preachers daughter home smashed.

 

Your fortunate it was just rock salt.

 

If that'd been me, the rock salt in the ass woulda been to get him to turn around. Next one, center mass.

 

And lucky she wasn't preggo. Or am I thinking of a different 'smash'?

 

For that special someone...


This shark bath bomb that turns your water red is equally hilarious, awesome and disturbing

There's a shark bath bomb that'll turn your bath water red, and it's just as hilariously over-the-top as you'd imagine.

Sure, it's only January, but that doesn't mean we can't already start thinking about sunshine on our shoulders, sand between our toes and Discovery Channel's Shark Week on our televisions.

If you or someone you know loves sharks (or just enjoys an amusing gag,) this bath bomb, sold by Etsy shop DeleuxsBathProducts, is the perfect way to relax, de-stress and have a good laugh.

The bomb, which has a 5-star rating with 407 reviews, is shaped like a shark head, and when thrown into your bath water, will float on the surface, fizzling out red dye from its mouth and creating foaming bubbles. It's not just for looks though; the handmade bath bomb's scent is "Shallow Waters," which is a savory blend of island fruits. Papaya, mango and coconut intertwine with musk.

Plus, if you're buying this one for the littlest shark lover in your life, there's an option to have a toy inside that will be revealed as the bath bomb melts away. The toy will be the shark's "last meal" and could be a treasure, mini-figure, small toy animal, alien or something else. After all, sharks will eat just about anything!

Ready to try one? You can get a regular shark bath bomb for $4.25 and a shark bath bomb with a toy inside for $5.45.

 

If he knew what we were doing to each other I’d have been fed to the crocs.

Meh, close enough.

 

He should have known it was her instigating it, too. Cops and preachers daughters both have that need to be bad.

Praise Jesus!

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oregon-woman-sues-mormon-church-195901695.html

Husband sexually abuses a child
Husband tells church leader of his "sin"
Church leader tells police of his crime
Husband sent to prison . . .
Wife sues church . . . profit? WTF

 

I’m not a fan of most organized religion (I prefer them disorganized), but it sounds to me like the church did the right thing.



Maybe she should sue her husband for being a child-molesting piece of shit.

 

Yep, Church lets you confess your sins with the higher power to preserve your soul. Church will then turn you over to the law so you’re then to pay for your crime while on this earth.