Whatever

Ummmm.

 

I met my wife during a drug deal

all right I said it

 

@Twizted finally got his win, but @NorCalTroy and I did not.

 

So you traded a woman for drugs.

 

This is not just shocking/unbelievable but it is TERRIFYING! Sista, you gonna blow one day if this is true. Ain't never met a whiskey/bourbon/shine drinker that ate well enough not to ferment some kinda funk.
So if you don't 'toot', I hope y'all have separate bathrooms...

 

I winned!

 

You cheated, twisted the results

 

Haha I legit snorted reading this. I have problems passing gas in front of people. Don't judge me!!

 

Good gravy!

 

hehe...
where's dave?

 

Yup, and she drank it alllllllllll.

 

This ^^^^^^
When you’re with the right person it is EFFORTLESS! I know... sounds like I’m slingin’ KoolAid but it’s true!
Dudes!!! You’re over thinking everything!
After having found the right person I fully understand what it’s all about. When you trip over yourself regularly to please your mate you know you’ve found “The One”!!!
When it’s right it works both ways constantly and it’s almost competitive but in the amazing way.
Trust me!!! With the right one, the effort is effortless.

 

I think he traded drugs for a woman? Sounds like a solid deal.

 

Or the thong.....

 

6 of 1. Half dozen of the other.

 

Nope still got paid. Introduction was free and I put in the work after that. 20 years later and shes still with me.

 

It knew where it was going when it was made that size to begin with.

 

Girl, fuck that BS. I bet you'd be really good at it. Great at parties and in church. I ripped one during the sermon once as a kid. those pews have tons of reverb. Practice after Taco Tuesday's when Twiz is doing the dishes. Captive audience.

 

It’s perfectly ok for your loved one to crop dust you with just a shrug...