1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

When you finish a 35 hour surgery and the patient dies anyway

 

So did his patient

 

I hope my surgeon has beiber earrings too

 

I have two arms

Also, for the first ~8 weeks they spend 90% of the time sleeping

 

5k shipped

 

2008 200 series goes for 20k

 

You are failing. 1 arm with a kid and 1 with a beer

 

Hmmmmmmm tempting

 

My beer is in front of me on the coffee table

Damn haven't you guys heard of multi tasking

 

Wheres the cocaine? I mean damn thats cool

 

Yeah at some point you have to draw the line


And no, not that kind of line

 

Yeah just smoke weed now. I mean drugs are bad kids

 

I've never heard that, you just might be really lucky

 

Well, the other 10% accounts for when they're awake crying in the middle of the night lol.

We take shifts with her at night if it's really bad, but a couple nights she's been able to sleep beside our bed with only a few crying episodes. Over time they learn their sleep schedule. They're basically born with major jet lag

 

Just train them to sleep around loud noises

 

@cruiserguy https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PfMdeAfko/?igshid=1mf5qblpahjj6

 

And pay for years of therapy later, no thanks

 

Dude, could you imagine some. Poor 18 year olds trying to do that stuff?
It's sad for the poor kids raised by 18 year old kids. It's good to hear some good headed mature adults being parents and telling the story.
I dunno, I guess I consider you guys a success story so it's nice to hear the normal successful side of baby stuff and not always the bad negative stuff from the news or whatever. I dunno what I'm saying man. Keep up the good work I guess lmao

 

Can't recall where I heard or read it from, but I remember hearing that the reaction of getting startled by sudden/loud noises is the one natural instinct that we humans can't be 'trained' out of.