Ontario BS Thread

18+8 = 26

 

MY TACO MADE A FRIEND

(not been visited by another tacoma yet, this is cool)

 

WHY IT LOOKS SO SMALL? WHAT IS IT TACO FOR ANTS?!

 

Your maths change nothing

 

You need to add a set of chandeliers to it... just like The Duke's ride.

 

NO, IT'S JUST THAT YOU GOT FAT


Also my truck is on the left in the photo i posted above

 

Dood, you get it....i could hang that off his now deleted dorkel.

 

You got the red chebby with the hood up? Common look

 

Did that come before or after the in-dash record changers?

 

i miss that truck, fun trip too

 

Yup

Yup

Yup

It's jumping down to take a piss at 4am that'll test your knees.
Side note- Absolutely need a fan running full time while in there. First night I said fuckit and woke up wet from the condensation

 

ROFL, even though I'm a Chevy fan...
I gotta give you 2 more points for such a good burn...

I chucked over this a couple times today...

 

I was airing up my tires, after going on trails and using my truck. I know this seems a little foreign to you, someone who would use there truck too offroad not just have fancy parts for the streets of hamiltoe

 

on the way getting it tomorrow gift from work yaboy

 

Well I may not be all upto date on these new fangled Chevy's...
most of the ones I worked on were from the 50's and 60's .
But I'm just say'n ....
I never had to pop the hood, to air up the tires....
See, us old guys can learn something from the youngsters all the time!
Next time my neighbor has his hood up I'll ask him if he's checkin the tire pressure.
He'll know I'm hip to the new tech then.

Don't you worry, now that I got a winch installed...
I'll help you get on the Jeep calendar!
Fair is fair, you helped out tiny tires Norilsk,
so it's the least I could do.

But I only have about 90' of cable,
So you can't get too far behind!
Must be those big tires and dual lockers,
that make Jeeps so slow on the trails.



Rarely is anything in Hamilton accused of being a street,
that implies consistent pavement.
Or more pavement than holes and gravel.
We sometimes call them roads....
Locals are starting to give directions like;
"After the third pothole turn left, watch out for the sink hole and if you make it past that area, make your next right."
My suspension sees full articulation on a daily basis.
Shveet's dug up jobsite is smoother than the paved road in front of it!

lol Hamilton is more of a "Urban Overland" experience.
Than a casual drive in the city.

 

A perk from work.

 

yes sir there were an extra 10% off this month

 

well the hood was open to access the battery for my compressor, like most people do

im hearing a winch was your excuse

yes my jeep is very slow, its built to go slow. But ill finish the trail slowly while you cant finish at all in the taco

 

Well yeah, not having a winch, I always felt bad, with no way to pull out all the stuck Jeeps I pass by in the Hamilton Moab trails.

I had to call my Russian friend, with the winch on his Lada to come pull them out. He hates when he gets mud on his chandelier and his newly upholstered milk crates.

 

all i hear is im a pavement princess and never offroad..