Whatever

I didn't drink them all here. I finished at home. It was brutal and i don't want to do that again. I made sure to swear loudly as i drank the pint i owed you

 

Now that's a glass!

 

It's got some Blood Orange IPA from Daft Badger in Coeur d'Alene, ID in it! Mmmmmmmmm

 

I have not had this, but I'm adding it to the list

 

You baffle me M'lady...you cannot fart if another human is around but you manage to shit in the woods? You go deep? What about deer? I crapped in front of a doe one time camping in Durango. I'm working hard to get it right cuz it hit me quick and I was worried about the amount of paperwork I brought. Cold and foggy. Did a really nice job. Look up and she was like 25 feet away and there the whole time. Moral of the story? When ur shittin' in the woods don't watch your ass.

 

Got a pic? (Of the deer, not the dragon).

 

What, you used that sign for target practice?
You Texans got nothing on the deer hunting rednecks around here.

Here, it's pretty common to see bullet holes in road signs out in the boonies.
They get shot in place and it takes PennDOT quite some time to bother with replacing them.
IF they do.


I got this sign from a downed tree in the State Forest while cutting firewood, and saved it.
It wasn't me that put the bullet hole in it.
My kinda place.

 

So y’all shit with your long irons. Real cowboys.

 

I am buzzed and love where this is going

I too have a large "handgun"

 

Lol it's not just in front of others, butt in general. Like borderline should see a doctor about it but would be silly to complain about lack of disgusting.

Don't hate my lack of flatulence

 

Thank you young man! I deserved that. I fucking assumed you were a bartender with all your posts. Turns out you just spend more time at BJ’s than at work? Solid game plan since you seem to have connections to reduce the bar tab! I used to be able to do that in HS in New Orleans.

 

Absolutely. Don't work here, but tip them right and they treat you right. Plus they talk more shit to me than most.

 

Ended up making friends with the bartender at the Sir Francis Drake in San Francisco on a work trip and ended the night at a burlesque show. True story.

 

I was at a bar one night and a cop came in and told me to come pick up my brother at the police station because he was "being too loud".

 

No hate! All humans are disgusting. You have to choose how much you want to inconvenience yourself to hide that. Perhaps you feel superior for your efforts but I guarantee You would feel much better to let the pressures equalize.
Never value the opinion of someone you don’t respect.

 

If i cop said that to me, my first question to my "brother" would be "why in the fuck is your drunk ass calling me your brother? Wanna hold hands too and sing?"

 

Every south park post deserves a +1