Whatever

Gonna have to start a new thing of Shower Thoughts. Could also apply this to tissues. There's a reason I don't keep any in my truck. That shit gets everywhere

 

That's the problem, I keep tp in my truck. On cloudy days it's not a problem. Damn 3rd gen.

Peggy

Modster

 

It’s the fuzz.... run

 

Is it that recycled TP by chance?

 

Ok we just got back from Wally World , we were in line to be checked out the lil one was in the basket , I wasn’t really paying attention a black lady prob in her 50s or was bending over saying something to him , I asked the what she to him “ bc what I heard was your going straight to hell arnt you yes you are” The wife said thinks the same thing wtf !!!

 

I most certainly do that after I went out on a miniventure following my visit to taco bell and the only thing I had to wipe my ass within 10 miles was the bag

 

Umm, no. It's white.

 

What the hell...

 

I know ... I wanted to confront her after the fact i figured out what she said the wife told me not too some how it would have been our fault

 

Speaking of fuzz...how come I can wear a white t-shirt all day but my belly button lint is always blue?
Side question: do people with outie belly buttons get lint, or nah?

I need some help here.

 

Basically to a T. Found a tree, dug a hole, squatted and said my prayers. I still drive by that tree when I go down that trail and get shivers

 

The crazy folks need their 15 minutes too, Sheila.

 

Hmmm good question. I don’t get belly button lint tho so idk


Edit: if you wear jeans maybe it’s from there

 

Yeah if someone at Wally world said that to me I'd let it go. To my kid though? Now we gots a problem.

 

Buy one of those 10 packs of jersey gloves, they work great for emergencies.

 

For fuck sakes

 

Doesn't matter if I have on jeans or white yoga pants, the lint is always blue

 

Seems like we've got some more questions that need asking