Ontario BS Thread

This was my rattle. Had to have the shock broken down and reassembled. I ain’t screwing with heavy weighted coils without a spring compressor. https://youtu.be/80YyuM5gK70

 

Could it be a chunk of ice wedged or built up in a place of interference? I ask cause my taco is easily 300lbs heavier from slush/ice buildup this past weekend. Moderate bumps are causing me to hit bumpstops like I’ve got my dirtbike in the back.

 

Blahhh, should have taken rim to fender measurements before and after I chipped ice chunks out. Everything South of the gas tank was completely encased in snow/ice. Pretty sure I gained at least 1/2” in the rear, maybe enough to keep off bumps a while haha. There’s easily another 10 lbs inside the spare tire, but not gonna lower it now, due to lazyness




9” of snow since I took the compost out Sat morning.

 

At least you still have your mudflaps on. With out those, it gets much much worse

 

Haha I can only imagine. That was mostly urban wheelin’ too.

 

Or condom..?

 

I think you should advertise it as a D-Bag (Dorkle Bag) and see how many you can sell to unexpecting customers.
Strict no return policy is a must

 

I am not re-branding it now, the advertising has already been paid for.

 

Like anything sold on tv, re-brand it in 6 months as a D-Bag. Think ‘Slap Chop’ Vince.
Not wishing overstock upon you, but a backup plan perhaps.

 

Who likes Vinces chopped nuts

 

holy fuk, i am laughing so hard.

'AND YOU GET A D-BAG AND YOU GET A D-BAG, EVERYONE GETS A D-BAG'

 

Bahahaha I can see Oprah tossin D-Bags to her crowd

 

LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR! YOU ALL GET A D-BAG!

 

Person 1 - “Are you tired of gettin’ snow up in your Dorkle when parked overnight?!”

Person 2 - “Always happens when I least expect it. Now I’m gonna be late for my mall crawl”

Person 1- “Well look no further, we can wrap that up tight, preventing unwanted admittance, with a ‘Dorkle Bag’, the other D-Bag. “



Edit...works better as a dorkle condom sell

 

"You gotta bag it up..."

 

the versatility is endless! get a d-bag for;
your kids, your wife, your dog, the neighbours, their kids, the dead body on the side of the road, Jim's shitty ass heep, your cousins, not your mother-in-law, and even your priest will all love it too. it's the perfect holiday gift that no one knew they wanted!

The D-bag is a universally loved product that helps you through your day.


BUY NOW AND GET 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 3!






i don't care if i'm at work, making shitposts is worth it

 

When it’s time for play, whip off the D-Bag, and let your Dorkle breathe.

 

That's one fine looking bumper !

 

Welcome to TW @Crayons

 

Welcome. I’ll add you to the first page!