The Lair

I'm also available in a purple polka dot scheme

 

With your background Jaime, I know that you know for a fact pneumonia isn't caused my the cold, rain, or any combination of either of those things.

More like riding a tractor with a metal seat in a wet bathing suit. Now that will almost certainly give you pneumonia.

 

I have never seen a farmer riding a tractor in a wet bathing suit before. I must have not lived life yet. Carry on Roberto. Carry on

 

Purple polka dot shirt & kiwi green shorts is not an option?

 

That's those New York City Salsa farmers Jaime. I think you can also get pregnated that way.

 

Way cool Conner!

 

You made my nutsack shrink looking at this. Thanks.

 

Wow, didnt think that it could get much smaller

 

I just thought since not too many things do you'd like to know you were one of them.

Sad thing is, for someone like me, I honestly think that million year old ledge would give out with my luck doing the same thing.

 

Hey! We have one of those in Virginia!

 

Looks a lot like McAfee Knob if I had to take a guess.

 

You suck too! And I can see up your skirt!

 

Hey man, kilts are great hiking attire! So. Much. Ventilation.

 

It's a hiking kilt!

 

The flannel cutoff really seals the outfit! Just need a Tennent's in your hand!

 

Yeah it's McAfee Knob. I did a thru hike in 2007.

 

Suns out, Gunz out!

 

Ventilation is great for the boys. Just not dangling over that type of crevice.

Yea sure, and I guess you call that purse a satchel too don't ya?

Sounds like hiker lingo. Or maybe that special hikers lingo

I can see the news now if I tried that.........."Fat Old guy destroys 200 year old Appalachian Trail Sign while attempting to pose......"

 

The back of that shirt ended up completely gone. The back pack wore it away to nothing. I cut off the sleeves because they were also tattered. I ended up burning through a pair of hiking boots and two pairs of sneakers also. My second pair of sneakers split from my big toe straight down the middle of the sole to my heel. I had to hike 30 miles through rocky Pennsylvania to get to town and buy the next pair.

 

hahaha....they swap out the sign every couple of years because assholes carve their name in it.