1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Man, this guy got up after his name was called in the jury room and started lecturing to the judge about how he disagreed with the jury system.

 

Either linear algebra or differential equations

 

Differential Equations hard, atleast the way this guy teaches it

 

The judge in his most annoyed voice was like “please fill out the form and we can discuss it”

 

Im sure the Judge hears it every day!

 

Bus Major fraternities require members to drive a lifted F-150 or a Jeep Wrangler. Ha ha.

 

very real


I got made fun of for driving the Tacoma but I was relatively poor compared to most of my fraternity brothers. One of them got $50k for a new truck as his graduation gift

 

Miguel told me to wear a “Cal Guns” hoodie and I’d get dismissed immidiately

 

pretty sure I said that

 

I like my pelican gun cases.
I could see buying these.

 

Haha damn you did say that. I thought it was Miguel

 

I have a don’t tread on me shirt you can Borrow.

 

I think the estimator associated with my insurance claim for the deer strike is no longer working there, last email went unasnwered and this one bounced due to an invalid email address

 

Miguel barely owns any .22s, why would he know about CG

 

He would freeze, he needs a hoodie.

 

Around where I live any confederate flag apparel will get you out of jury duty real quick.

Could always try wearing one as a cape.

 

wear it as a diaper and answer all questions with waga gaga boo boo

 

I have been doing really good with beers up til yesterday. Definitely paid the price last night and today for it, my stomach and intestines have been in knots

I'm actually wondering if I have an allergy or something

 

Ha! it was actually an IPA

 

as a heavyweight I stay away from light beers because they just make me fat instead of drunk