Whatever

No, I really think we do.

 

It is now, and you have my deepest apologies.

 

I learn by doing not watching or reading! Handjobs and bust! Err hands on or bust.

 

Maybe you mean hands on her bust?

 

OJT!

 

That would be too normal.

 

I'll give you three hints. It involves a bottle of Jameson, a mailbox, and a Def Leppard song

 

Mail box had one hell of a right hook , huh?

 

Please tell me it was animal? We need this story!

 

Trying to figure out where 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' fits in this story?

 

That was playing in the ER when he arrived.

 

Re the poll:

Mrs Gritto's Highlander, my Kawasaki Vulcan and the picnic table are under the carport.
No more room there.
The "garage" is my woodworking /cabinetry shop.
No room there either.

The driveway is blacktop, but I've parked the Tacoma just off the asphalt on the grass since I got it.
I used to park on the driveway, but the only practical out-of-the-way spot has giant oak trees overhanging it.
The pile of shit Malibu I had looked like it had hail damage from all the acorns falling on it.
I swear the goddamn squirrels would drop 'em on that car deliberately.

 

It was Armageddon It

 

Now it makes sense.

 

@Twizted could help with that...

 

I'll say this, I did did not hit the mailbox

 

I've taken out a couple

 

Yo @OneGiraffe
You ever shot a squirrel?

 

Kinda want to hear this one