Whatever

Gotta quit leaving your sweats lay around after we cut you out of them.

 

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Lol

 

Thank you. Had no idea, thought you just put the meat in upside down.

 

That's about half

 

That is how I give my dogga her meds . Put a glob on the end of spoon and press pill into it. Hold spoon vertically and it’s gone. All of it

 

You ain’t cuttin shit. I’m going to bust out of them.

 

Peanut butter rocket

 

I also love cottage cheese.

You know, you also have the power to Google your own shit...right? You knew that, right?

 

That's the overpass sex position, I believe.

 

I know, just wasn't that interested because

Spoiler

I don't cook

 

baker!

 

Check for worms

 

In my pants? This is getting weird.