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Hey Bob........

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Funny stuff. I wake up really quickly from anesthesia and happened to listen in my doctor sharing some funny story about his wife that he didn't think I was awake enough to remember. Surprise hehe

This is super cute.

I've got a feeling there is truth to this.

 

Hey, I didn't say it. Don't shoot the messenger.

 

Soooo, you would rather hang out here on the Island of Misfits than over in Tundy-Boobie world?

 

I had an itchy trigger finger

 

both just sound so appealing

 

My wife thinks I’m a freak since I treat the whole thing like a party. I love LOVE the pre op cocktail almost too much. Last time I had surgery I yelled “Onward Buttercup! There’s fuckery to spread!!” As they wheeled me back. During the same trip I apparently saw my boss just as we wheeled past her office and referred to her as the “Mother Superior”
Good times!!
I challenge myself to remember as much as possible since part of the cocktail has amnesiac properties. Gotta make the best of it I say. Hate seeing people anxious and scared so try to add as much light as possible to the situation.

 

to you and @Hobbs
That's the cat-like reflexes coming back brother. How's the transformation going? Sounds like your attitude is good. Well, cept for slappin' the boobie dude with the hammer before @Pinay had spun her fateful web...

 

Night OP!! Have a great night!

 

Still doing good on the diet. Loss has been sorta slow but sticking to it.

 

They must be more fucked up than US!! Hard to imagine. But we are fun. In a very sick and twisted way. Good for the soul.

 

Haven't been under that stuff, but had that gas they give you for anything dental...the lady said she dialed it up a bit more than usual and proceeded to have a conversation with me. Eventually thoughts would form and immediately disappear and I would just mumble random things. It was pretty great

 

I have a good feelin he gon be back ready to play after vacay!

 

I think we are. Lots of covered topics but keep everything pretty clean and wipe up after our poop jokes.

 

And onery as ever!