1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I just follow i-35 south and boom! Here's texas

 

Old first gen went up the mountain for the win!

 

I just feel like that level of emotion is better channeled toward life's more serious issues, such as sheet threadcounts and the proper ply for toilet paper

 

i keep looking at SCS wheels or 2020 tacoma pro wheels for my tundra. Why must life bring me these horrible decisions to make!


damn im a first worlder for sure.

 

and damnit the bronze F5s are really talkin to me.

 

I was going to get gunmetal F5s this month. Black wheels just aren't my thing and bronze wouldn't look right on a lunar mist truck imo. Then the wheel bearing/hub issue burned my bank account.

 

im kinda thinking the bronze would look pretty damn good with the cement grey.

the bronze sr8 wheels would look good too

 

The proper ply of toilet paper is no joking matter; what are you, a savage?

I'll take my cotton blend triple ply over your sandpaper

 

my big thing with the TRD wheels is the fact theyre 7" wide... the fj trail team wheels were 7.5"

7" is pushing it for a 285 width tire. (Cooper says its fine though with 285/70r17)

 

I was going to make a cats tongue joke but I don't know if I could look at my cat again if I did

The college I went to used 1 ply toilet paper in the restrooms, it was awful. Especially considering our tuition cost

 

A couple of hotels I stayed at in Italy had no paper
Just a fountain to wash!!

Boday??

 

Wad it up like a man dammit!

 

Curse those that even manufacture 1 ply; should be against the law

 

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What the hell is going on in here?

 

Bidet tushy review

 

I dont care just the idea of it is crazy

 

ima just get back to painting truck frame....