Ontario BS Thread

Lol I don’t want to be in the middle of you two now lol.

 

oh it's on!
I bet those boards would've helped me here instead of a pesky Heep pulling with a winch

 

move over joe,

 

anyone else want th

I feel like i started something truely special here.

Pass some of that popcorn

 

I can't wait Jan

 

If at the end of the day when we all destroy our trucks from the use of;

• removable winches that rip off our front bumpers because of physics
• Attempting to use 15 stantch blocks with your built in non-moveable winch by means of a hyper elaborate spiderweb that will pull you out, cook you dinner, get the morning paper, AND start the campfire
• metal tipped tread pads puncturing our tires, get snapped in half, and embedding themselves 5 feet into the ground, thus making them useless for the next whole you get stuck in.
• Burning a a clutch because we are too manly to accept any alternatives
• Bursting a coolant line because i'm stirring the pot at this point

all while trying to get out of the same mud bog we get stuck in, who cares?

Just play a few songs about how your truck got stuck and start singing country songs about how not only your girlfriend left you, but how your wallet left you too!


And know that we'll do it again in the exact same way with the next truck because we are stubborn CUNTs!

Also learn to drive and not get stuck. I've only wheeled for less than a year now and my rate of successful offroading trips without getting stuck and would by means need help of a winch or pads or anything above, is at 100%. @ODSC1 can vouch for me

 

Also @tacoma16 add @Windigo to the member list when you get the chance

 

Done

 

Just in case anyone is interested.

Overland Expo west. https://www.overlandexpo.com/west
I'll be leaving Toronto Tuesday May 12th
if anyone wants to go....

 

@Norilsk are you volunteering at this one?

 

Too far of a drive this time, not a 1 weekend trip

Also, fvck turd gen, long life the turd gen! #realtruckshavestickt-case


swapped mine for this beauty, plus cash on my side

 

Less than a year eh? I don’t think you’re fighting.....err pot stirring fairly.
You’ve jumped too high up the Off-Road worthy vehicle heirarchy. Go get yourself an ‘Ole Shitbox, surburban trim, and some kijiji tires. You’ll bring that 100% passing average way down, and learn some shit, or just have a great laugh. Getting to the end of the trail in a vehicle that’s worthy may as well be called ‘Commuting’.

Pot, re-stirred.

 

Wait? Was the calendar queen on tiny tires sold to the highest bidder?

 

Hey were 4Runner bros now! Yours has locking rear diff tho

 

the less than a year part was part of the joke, basically saying - you can't suck at wheeling if you don't wheel.

I know my position in the "hierarchy" and i'm quite contempt to be where i am. I'm not looking to rock crawl at greens, I'm not looking to climb mountain sides as of yet.
But the spirited drive through some forest roads or a drive through Ardbeg, are enough for me.
do i "off road" by that definition? eh maybe. but i'm not here to judge who what when where what and why you do anything. Since there was a cock fight earlier in what gear you use to pull yourself out of a hole; each thing has an advantage, each thing has a disadvantage. and that's a good thing, diversity is good.

but regardless; as long as we all have fun and no one is injured at the end of the day, it's a good one.


"As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said: 'if the day does not require an AK, it is good"

 

false alarm everyone!

just having it for a time being while my taco under a surgical knife for air/fuel problems. The canister is possibly full of mud after last wheeling session, god damn emissions...


#TurdGenBestGen!
The only way this taco goes is with me to a graveyard with a 40s on it