Just purchased a bed mat

That day I approached a level of jealousy never before seen.

 

IDK man, my father has one and we've put at least 2k rounds through it without flaw except some cheap ammo that jammed.

 

Steel or aluminum framed?

 

Depends on when and where it was made. My Kimber is one of the original Kalakmas guns. Absolutely beautiful and shoots that way too.

 

Chromed steel.

 

That I can't say without having it in front of me. Bought it about 3 years ago for his bday. That same day my wife and I picked up a Springfield 1911 Loaded. Just a work of art.

 

I think it's the aluminum framed ones that have the issue

 

So bed mat purchase has led to a discussion about guns, so when are we going to start comparing dick size?

I'm just average, but impressive in girth and i'm only good for 3-5 minutes.

 

That's fucking insane. There are some great members here.

 

Brazilian made frame?

 

Fucking braggard

 

Now I'm triggered.....
If you own a 1911 made outside of the US, not only are you wrong, you are a charlatan and no one should be friends with you.

 

I have a tongue like an anteater

 

Is that what Brenda down at Applebee's told ya? Did she bring you out back behind the dumpster?

 

Theoretically I’m good for a solid hour at current cardio levels. It’s the attention span that gets me. It goes like-


She’s so hot

she’s so hot

she’s so hot

why does my foot feel weird

Don’t forget to google that

it could be serious


And then I’m just over it

 

A 1911 doesn't make the same statement that pulling out a big frame revolver does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dBn3fW1ijU

 

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

My bad. That was Springfield that got frames from imbel.

 

Seriously.

I know your pain. This what I do. I go down on the girl for like 30 minutes. Hit that shit for 1-2 min. Max. Then go back downstairs, eat the booty like groceries. Smash it for 1-2 minutes. Repeat steps 1-3. This leads to at least 1 hour of love.

 

Who has time for all that